HAH! You thought this book was dead? NOPE! Now listen as I scream about my OTP, Blacier.
(HAH! You'd thought I'd change this chapter? NOPE!)
*WARNING: Extreme swearing, overuse of caps, spoilers, disturbing goriness and strong hatred towards the WoF character Darkstalker. If you imagine things easily and have a weak stomach I recommend not eating while reading this.*
ABSOLUTELY. ABSOLUTELY. ABSOLUTELY.
OHMAGAWD YES. YES. YES.
WHY? WHY DID GLACIER HAVE TO DIE?
FUCK YOU, DARKSTALKER.
I HATE YOU.
GLACIER SHOULD'VE LIVED.
I'M CRYING.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Warning: Goriness ahead*
I WANT TO STRANGLE DARKSTALKER.
I WANT TO SHOVE HIM IN THE VOLCANO.
I WANT TO TEAR OUT HIS INTESTINES AND MAKE HIM EAT THEM.
I WANT TO FORCE A GALLON OF RAINWING VENOM DOWN HIS THROAT AND WATCH AS IT EATS HIM UP FROM THE INSIDE.
I WANT TO BURN HIM ALIVE.
I WANT TO GRAB WINTER AND MAKE HIM FROST DEATH BREATH HIS LIMBS, SO I CAN SNAP OFF EACH OF HIS TOES ONE BY ONE.
I WANT TO TEAR OUT HIS FUCKING EYES A FORCE IT UP HIS ASS.
I WANT TO TEAR HIS WINGS OFF HIS BODY AND MAKE HIM SCREAM IN ABSOLUTE AGONY.
I WANT TO PLUCK OFF EACH OF HIS SCALES AND SKIN HIM ALIVE.
*Goriness over*
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the day I lost my fucking shit.
10/10
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WoF ships
FantasyThis does include my opinion, but it's mostly addressing the canon ships and the debatable ships, and basically the ship wars in the community.