Expectations
FACE family
Chibi! America: DAD! DAD!
England: good lad, what is it?
C! America: i-it's Canada...
France: what happen to him non?
C! Canada: *cries from the distance*
FrUk And chibi America: *runs to him*
C! Canada: I have a booboo *shows wounds on arms and legs*
England: *kisses Canada's cheeks* it's just a scar love, we'll fix it in no time..
France: *carries Canada* we'll get the first aid
C! America: *is jealous* what about me?!
England: come here *carries America*
C! America: :)
Reality
Nordic family
Denmark: *comes in with wounds and leaves on his skin* HOLY SHIT! THAT BEAR WAS FUCKING BIG! THATS THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK!!
Norway: LANGUAGE DANMARK!
Denmark: hey Icey, wanna join next time?
Chibi! Iceland: O.O
Norway: don't listen to him, he's an idiot
*erotic moaning upstairs*
Chibi! Iceland: what was that?
Denmark: probably Sverige and Fin
Norway: DENMARK!
Denmark: what?
Norway: Nevermind..
Denmark: *whispers loudly to Iceland* Hey, wanna check them out~?
Norway: I HEARD THAT!
Norway: AND NO YOU'RE NOT BRINGING MY BRODÌR!
Denmark: *pouts*
*later*
Finland: haaaaa~ that was so amazing~
Chibi! Iceland: what was?
Finland: uhm...stuff..
Chibi! Iceland: what stuff?
Finland:
Denmark: THEY HAD GOOD SEX ICE—
Norway: *strangles him*
Chibi! Iceland: what is sex?
Nordics: *silence*
Norway: sex is something you uhm..do to have fun
Denmark : psh, it's how you make babies!
Chibi! Iceland: so I was made out of sex?
Finland: Yes
Chibi! Iceland: how does sex work?
Nordics: *looks at each other*
Denmark: It's when a girl and boy love each other and they start to—
Norway: *chokes him* it's just grown up stuff you wouldn't understand..
Chibi! Iceland: just tell me *puppy eyes cause he know seem Nordics can't resist*
Finland: *sigh* They uhm..have these sex organs in the body and the thing will uhm..-
Norway: why don't you go and find Sve?
Chibi! Iceland: ^w^ okee!
Chibi! Iceland: *finds Sweden in his labyrinth of IKEA furniture*
Chibi! Iceland: Hey Sve! What is sex?
Sweden: ಠ_ಠ
Sweden: where did you get that?
Chibi! Iceland: Fin, Den, And Norway
Sweden:
Chibi! Iceland:
Sweden: *calmly places hand on ice's shoulder*
Sweden: let me tell you something really important
Sweden: Never grow up to be those idiots
