England: America, would you make me some tea?
America: yeah sure
*later*
England: *comes by to see America and his tea*
England: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
America: IM MAKING YOUR GODDAMN TEA!
England: THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT YOU MORON!
America: I DONT CARE THIS IS MY HOME ANYWAY!
England: YOU RACIST MOTHERFUCKER IT DOESNT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING WITH HOW YOU MAKE TEA!
America: YOU BITCH I DO WHAT I WANT
England: I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU WELL!
America: YET HERE I AM MAKING YOUR GODDAMN TEA!
England: WHO THE FUCK MICROWAVES THEIR TEA?!
America: FUCK YOU!!
