England: okay get this, If you were born on the 29th of February, how the fuck are you supposed to age when it only comes one or two years?
America: the means I could get shit ton of beeday gifts for two days
England: how the hell does that work?
America: If my beeday is on feb 29 and I could celebrate on march 1
America: then when It comes up to feb 29, you also celebrate my beeday on march 1
England:
England: I see
England: You grow older than I do huh,
America: wha-
England: BITCH
