Russia: da, Hello! And welcome to..COOKING WITH ROSHIA-SAMA!
Video effects: *claps*
Russia: I'll be making my favorite soup, Borscht! But before I could get to that, I would like to introduce you to my little sister Belarus! *looks for her*
Russia: uhm..where is she?
Belarus: *behind him* ꃅꍟ꒒꒒ꂦ ꌃꀤꁅ ꌃꋪꂦ꓄ꃅꍟꋪ~~
Russia: *shriek* H-hello little sister! U-uhm..lovely weather were having..
Belarus: *shrugs* That's the fifth time you said that—
Russia LET'S GET STARTED
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Russia: borscht is practically made of beets so the first thing we do is roughly chopped the beets to make the stock. Belarus, if you mind?
Belarus: no, I don't mind at all~ *chops them so quick that even Russia was surprised* done! *is a shape of Russia's face*
Russia: *TREMBLING ASF*
Russia: Okay, then we add them to the water that we already set to a boil
*voice from Spongebob* 30 MINUTES LATER..
Russia: wahh~ it looks so good da! The color of it is in a fine red and the smell of it is delicious!
Video effect: *woah-ed*
Russia: now, let us try it Yes? *picks up spoon*
Belarus: *picks up spoon*
Russia:
Russia: Belarus..
Belarus: yes big brother~?
Russia: why..is there a marriage contract on my soup?
Belarus: ^~^
Russia: I-is this an...*picks up with spoon* an eyeball..?
Belarus: it's good luck so we can "eye" our goal into our future..
Belarus: *scoots beside Russia creepily* ՊᾰԻԻ!ᾰ❡ḙ тℏᾰт !ṧ~~
Russia: t-thank you f-f-for w-atching this show, please like and leave a comment below and.....doNT FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE BAIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! *runs*
Belarus: WHERE ARE YOU GOUNG MY FUCKING BIG BROTHER?!
