England: Alfred lad, would you mind doing this for me?
America: *mimics in an abhorrent tone quietly*
England: I beg your pardon?
America: then beg.
England: Alfred lad, would you mind doing this for me?
America: *mimics in an abhorrent tone quietly*
England: I beg your pardon?
America: then beg.
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