Sealand: *walks around the house when suddenly..*
Finland: shit!
Sealand: *runs to Finland* mommy, What does shit mean?
Finland: *putting in make up cause god knows why he was putting it on* oh, it means putting on make up sweetie~!
Sealand: ^v^ oh okay!
Sealand: *walks again when suddenly..*
Sweden: fuck!
Sealand: *runs to Sweden* Daddy, what does fuck mean?
Sweden: *apparently chopping a chicken (damn alliteration)* it means cut.
Sealand: （＾ω＾）oh okay!
*cues doorbell sound*
Sealand: I'll get it! *opens door*
Denmark: hej sea, where your parents at?
Sealand: oh! Mom's upstairs putting shit on her face while Daddy is fucking a turkey!
