England: *watching a video* DONT DO IT MOTHER FUCKER! I SWEAR YOURE GONNA REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! YOU STIPID IDIOT! DONT SAY YES. NO! NO! NOOO! AW FUCK, HE ACTUALLY DID IT! WHAT A DUMB ASS!
France: Honey, why so mad? What're you watching?
England: Our wedding ceremony.
