Japan: hey what's inside of a burger?
America: oh you know, buns, ketchup, cabbage, tomatoes, pickles, cheese, put the patty in between—
Japan: Wait, cabbage?
America: yeah cabbage
Japan: no, you don't put cabbage inside a burger
America: AND WHAT THE HELL ARE THE LEAVES CALLED?!
Japan: THEY'RE CALLED LETTUCE ASSHORE!
America: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!
Japan: YOU DONT PUT FUCKING CABBAGE INTO A BURGER!
America: WELL MAYBE VEGAN PEOPLE DO!
Japan: WELL HAVE YOU SEEN ANY VEGAN PEOPLE PUT THOSE IN THEIR BURGER?!
America: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF CABBAGE AND LETTUCE LOOK THE SAME!
Japan: FUCK YOU!
