America: have you heard?England: what are you on about?!
Canada: the new song of Jake Paul
England: what about him?
America: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Canada: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
England:
Canada: England *dabs*
America: IS MY CITY!
Canada: England *dabs*
America: IS MY CITY!
England: NOW THAT'S COMPLETE BOLLOCKS
Canada: London!
America: IS MY COUNTRY!
England: STAPH ET GET SOME HELP