England: what is a Pi?
America: oh it's a guy who's family doesn't believe in their god but he does and is really good at math because his name is Fucking Pi and you know he met this Tiger which was so cool because he ate that goat then years later his family went to the big boat and all of a sudden the boat got shipwrecked just like the titanic reference lol then he was only the one who survived in a boat then he met the same tiger and they fuck—I mean, they survived for a long time in the middle of the ocean and shit happens to them until finally he was found by people on the beach.
England: stop it, get some help.
