Canada: *hears awful sounds in the living room quite possibly from America's*
America: AW YEAH! YOU GO BARNEY!
Canada: *chuckles* What're you doing?
America: *turns back and turns off tv then plops himself on the couch*(・—・) nothing..
Canada: *also plops himself on the couch beside america* Botch please, Dora is way more better!
America: it's just some black fat bitch learning kids not to go to school
Canada: not like some talking dinosaur teaching kids and then haunting their dreams with his purple face
America: well, Barney is way better
Canada: fuck you no, Dora teaches Spanish AND THE BEAUTY OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD
America: WHY DO YOU WANT TO SPEAK SPANISH IF HALF OF YOUR POPULATION IS FRENCH?!
Canada: WHY DO YOU HATE SPANISH IF YOUR SCHOOLS TEACH SPANISH?!
America: touché
Canada: I know
America: but Barney is still better
Canada: no. Dora iS
America: Dora is like bing a dick, she has no real friends, and goes to magical places that aren't even real so she's probably taking meth
Canada: lol what
America: she's probably sucking Diego's dick right now
Canada: fuck you bitch you ruin my childhood
