The Cupcake Theory

The Cupcake Theories

Cupcake Theory #1
Always carry around a cupcake because you will be amazed how one little cupcake can flip your world upside down.

Cupcake Theory #2
I will probably not turn out to be the next stunt double for Jackie Chan but if you do need a place to accidentally catch on fire, you can count on me

Cupcakes Theory #3
When you're having a terrible day sing your heart out no matter how bad you sound. You never know; someone may even start singing with you.

Cupcake Theory 4#
Life is sweet (but maybe not always like a box of chocolates)

Cupcake Theory #5
Always have a best friend who knows how to use makeup as you never know when you'll end up like a bald sunburnt panda.

Cupcake Theory #6
When life trips you over and makes a mess of everything. Smile because you've got an opportunity to make something beautiful out of it

Cupcake Theory #7:
Never waste cupcake batter.
Never forget to lick the bowl.
It's most important part of the whole baking process

Cupcake Theory #8
Don't be ashamed of how much or little you eat. You know what you want and need. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise

Cupcake Theory #9

Never underestimate a determined female. She will always get what she wants

Cupcake Theory 10#
sometimes it's just best to be safe and not attempt things. People may say you're scared or lazy. But you're the one who knows just how capable you are. And how clumsy you can be.

Cupcake Theory #11
When someone that cares about you suggests you don't do something dangerous, listen to them. If not just wrap yourself excessively in bubble wrap.

Cupcake Theory #12
Always make sure you bring snacks when you're leaving the house. You never know what you'll say when you get food deprived...

Cupcake Theory #13
Get a copy of your best friend's house keys. You never know when they'll come in handy (aka you run out of Oreos)

Cupcake Theory #14
Always Google a restaurant before you go there. You never know what they'll be hiding in the back area aka a llama

Cupcake theory #15

When you have visitors, always make sure to plan entertainment e.g. scrabble. Pictionary or 'let's severely injure Sam'

Cupcake Theory #16

Sometimes it's just easier to watch a movie at home. Also, don't forget to say please

Cupcake Theory #17
Stay inside. Soccer is dangerous. Especially the balls

Cupcake Theory #18

There is no such thing as a budget when it comes to Kmart

Cupcake Theory #19
When someone suggests that you go to a party. Don't go. (Unless there will be a piñata there)

Cupcake Theory #20
Yesterday is history (because I can't remember what happened)
Tomorrow's a mystery (sadly I can't tell the future, otherwise I'll be avoiding any surprises)
Today is a gif (not gift) it will be repeating itself in my head for the rest of my life

Cupcake Theory #21
Mondays aren't always bad after all

Cupcake Theory #22 Revenge is sweet especially when you get to dump it on someone's head

Cupcake Theory #23

Life is definitely not logical (otherwise I'd own a llama)

Cupcake Theory #24
No matter how hard you try, there's is always something (or someone) you can never get away from

Cupcake Theory #25
Chicken soup doesn't always fix a dark soul. But sometimes it can help your wishes come true.

Cupcake Theory #26 FOOD IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD

Cupcake Theory #27
Kissing doesn't help when you can't breathe (especially if it's your best friend)

Cupcake Theory #28
Feelings aren't always supposed to be mutual or worked out

Cupcake Theory #29
Privacy and secrets don't always exist when you have persistently nosey friends

Cupcake theory #30
Mixed signals are a lot like frozen yoghurt toppings; it gets confusing if there are too many

Cupcake theory #31

NEVER GET INBETWEEN ME AND FOOD

Cupcake Theory #32
If in doubt blame your evil twin

Cupcake Theory #33
It's good to talk things out and forgive people (most of the time)

Cupcake Theory #34

Think through every step of your evil revenge plots as you never know when they will backfire

Cupcake Theory #35
Don't wear lip smacker unless you want to be kissed and lose your sanity.

Cupcake Theory #36
Periods are great excuse to make people fear you as well as get free chocolate

Cupcake Theory #37

The best way to avoid questions is to avoid people. Sadly you will never be able to avoid people. You'll be okay

Cupcake Theory #38
Lines are very important.
Apparently you can sometimes even read between them

Cupcake Theory #39
Learn how to breathe as it will help you stay alive

Cupcake Theory #38
Lines are very important.
Apparently you can sometimes even read between them

Cupcake Theory #39
Learn how to breathe as it will help you stay alive

Cupcake Theory 40# 

Sundaes and laminated palm card make every intervention better

Cupcake Theory 41#
Check all your cards before you play the game. You don't know who could get hurt.

Cupcake Theory #42
There are two very effective ways to express your feelings. Words and kissing. I prefer one over the other

Cupcake Theory 43# 
Cupcakes can lead to a whole world of trouble and moments you would never imagine possible. But it's all worth it in the end when you get to share it with somebody else.