You can Johnny my Knoxville Anyday (Johnny Knoxville Love story)

Chapter 9

I woke up the next morning with a major hangover, but a warm feeling. When I looked to my left Johnny was lying there. My eyes got wide and I nearly screamed. Quickly I checked under the blankets to see if I was clothed. A sigh of relief left my mouth when I saw I was still in the outfit I had on last night. Don't get me wrong I very much want to sleep with Johnny, just not when I'm drunk. I want it to actually mean something. Slowly I got out of bed and grabbed some clothes before heading to the bathroom to take a shower. I put the water so it was super fucking hot then I got in. I washed up then headed out. I got into a pair of skinny jeans and a blue and white striped tank top. I dried my hair and it curled up into "lorde" curls that suited me quite well. I also put on some black strappy sandals and put on a necklace with a black heart charm on the end. By time I was done getting ready most of the guys were straggling around the house. They seemed to have worse hangovers then I did. "Morning" I said as I slumped onto the couch. "You know Miranda if me and you weren't so close I'd probably fuck you" Dico winked. I smirked then got up and straddled his lap and traced his chest with my French tipped nails. I got really close to his ear and whispered "But Dico I want you so bad" seductively. His hands gripped my ass and lightly he kissed my neck. "But I know how you like dick" I said smirking before getting up off his lap and smacking him in the forhead. "Bitch" I heard him murmur. Johnny was glaring at Dico quite intensely. I smirked and shook my head before going over and sitting on his lap. "Awe Knoxville turn that frown upside down" I said while pulling up both sides of his lips. When I let go he continued to frown. "Fine, I guess I'll have to use plan B" I pouted. I grabbed either side of his face and kissed him roughly. I pulled back and laughed at his shocked face. "You taste like grape candy" I laughed. The guys burst into laughter and Johnny just ogled at me. I smacked his cheek lightly. "If you keep staring at me like that your face will get stuck that way" I teased. He smiled and laughed before tossing me off of his lap. "You asshole" I grumbled before getting up and pinching his cheeks. "You're lucky you're sexy Knoxville otherwise I'd kick your ass" I said only half joking. He winked at me and I rolled my eyes then my phone began to ring. I saw it was Robert and rolled my eyes. "Hello" I said grumpily. "Mommy!!" I heard a squeaky voice yell. "Hi baby" I said happily. "Mommy guess what, Daddy said that you two are going to be living in the same house again soon" he said happily. "Can you put daddy on the phone please" I growled. "Umm hey he wasn't supposed to say that" Robert said nervously. "Don't tell him that shit because it will not be happening!!" I yelled at him. "Put Trevor back on the phone" I added. "Hey baby, mommy has to go but I'll call you tonight" I said hanging up. "Let me guess Trevor called and then Robert the Reject pissed you off" Bam said. "Oh head on" I said giving him a thumbs up. He chuckled at me. "You know M my offer is still out there to make you feel oh so good" Dico said winking. I acted like I was going to throw up. "Alright I get it I'm putrid" he said while holding up his hands in surrender. I winked at him. He rolled his eyes at me. "So what are we doing today" I asked as I rocked back and forth on my heels. "Well we're doing some filming and Ape and Phil hate me since they haven't seen you yet and didn't get to see Trevor so we're going to visit the old timers as well" Bam informed me. "Ooo fun" I said clapping. "Umm Mir you look damn fine, but you may want to change so you don't ruin those" Pontius said gesturing to my outfit. I nodded "I'll be back" I yelled as I trampled up the steps. Luckily I wasn't all adult yet so I still had some of my favorites. I pulled on a CKY t-shirt and put on some converse instead of my sandals. I took off all my jewelry and pulled my hair back into a ponytail. "Alright let's go" I said as I trampled down the steps. The guys followed after me and we got into the vans. "This is going to be so fucking fun!" I yelled as we pulled up to Kay and Phil's. "So are we filming here?" I asked them. "Hell yes, we've still not fucked with these two" Bam said. We got out and walked into their house. For some odd reason the guys don't knock. "Aww Miranda!!!" Ape yelled as she pulled me into a bone-crushing hug. "APE!" I yelled back twice as loud. "Wow sweetheart you're beautiful, I've seen you on the news" she said. "Thank you Ape, but I think you're looking like one hot momma" I said. She flipped her hair and stood in a "sexy" pose and I began to laugh. "Hey Phil" I said hugging him tightly. "Good to see you Ms. Weather Lady" he said while slapping my back. I laughed and went and stood next to Bam. "Listen guys we're going out for a bit please don't burn down the house" Ape said before giving us all stern looks and leaving. "Alright let's fuck this place up" Bam yelled to everyone.