You can Johnny my Knoxville Anyday (Johnny Knoxville Love story)

Chapter 12

My heart was racing and my head was pounding. Where was everyone at? "BAM!!!" I yelled out loudly. I didn't know who else to yell for. I heard a loud crash and the light turned on suddenly. I covered my eyes as soon as the light reached my eyes. It'd been awhile since my eyes had been open. "MIRANDA!!" Bam yelled as he hugged me tightly. We both burst into tears as we embraced each other. "I'm so happy you're back" he cried into my neck. "Where's Trevor?" I asked him. "Trevor?" he questioned. Suddenly realization hit me. All those memories I had were the ones in my head. They were all coma dreams. My tears fell harder and harder. "Bam how old am?" I asked through my tears. "21" he answered back. "You mean I've been in a coma since I was 16?" I gawked. He nodded glumly and looked at the ground. "What about CKY?!" I yelled at him. "It's done. We kept doing it for awhile, but it wasn't the same without you." he said sadly. "I've missed a lot haven't I." I said quietly. "Miranda so many things have happened, but there's this thing called Jackass and I'm part of it. It's amazing" he gawked. Wait!! When I was in a coma the last part of it was based around Jackass!!! Damn I've got to be psychic or something!! "That's great Bam" I said as I rubbed his arm. "Yeah it really is. Actually the guys have been up to visit you tons. Every time we're in town you're Mom has us up here. Let me tell you they were upset that you weren't awake" he said. Well at least I know where I got Jackass from and the names. "Why?" I laughed. "Because they thought you were the hottest coma patient they've ever seen" he laughed with me. I laughed with him and we just caught up. "Well I should call your mom and my parents. Also I think the guys would like to see you. Dunn and Rake have been having some major Miranda withdrawal" he told me. "Here hand me your phone, I'll call everyone" I said as I took his phone. The first person I called was my mom. Even though a handful we were extremely close. "Hi Bam what's up" her sweet voice said. I began to cry at the sound of it. "Mommy I'm awake" I said quietly. "Holy shit my baby girls awake!!" she yelled causing me to laugh. "Stay awake honey bun I'm on my way" she said. I could hear her grabbing her keys and rushing to grab her things. I hung up the phone and dialed Ape and Phil's house phone number. "Bam I swear to god if you are calling to bother the shit out of us again, I swear I'll kill you" Phil's voice said into the speaker. "Well I'm sorry Phil, but I'm not Bam and I only get to bother the shit out of you" I laughed really hard. "I would know that voice anywhere. APE!!" he yelled loudly. "What!!" she yelled back to him. I heard him mumble something to her. The next thing I knew I heard a fumbling sound and then Ape was yelling in my ear. "MIRANDA!! IS THAT YOU?!" she yelled at me through the phone. "The one and only" I said back. Out of nowhere the phone was hung up and I knew they were on their way. Bam was laughing his ass off. Just as I was about to call Dunn the door burst open and there stood a out of breath Dunn, Dico, Raab, Novak and Rake. "Hey assholes" I said as I smiled at them. "MIRANDA!!" they all yelled together as they smushed me in a huge hug. We were all a crying mess. It was great being able to see these guys again. Not even 5 minutes later the door burst open and in walked my tiny, blonde mom. She had aged quite a bit, was still beautiful. If you're wondering what my mom looks like she looks like a more mom like version of Kristen Chenoweth with a pixie cut and mom jeans. "GET OUT OF THE WAY!! LET ME SEE MY BABY!!" she yelled at the guys. I tried to get up, but there were a bunch of tubes in my arms and nose so that wasn't possible, but she got to me fast enough. I think she hugged me for at least 10 minutes until Ape and Phil got there. It was a tear fest all day. Finally I was able to persuade everyone to go down to the cafeteria to eat while the doctor came in and checked on me. "Hello Ms. Batistella, how are you feeling?" my doctor asked and might I add my very good looking and young doctor ;) "I'm feeling pretty good, all I want to do is go home" I groaned the last part. He chuckled lightly. "I don't know, I wouldn't mind keeping you here a bit longer" he said. "Why?!" I asked worriedly. "Because I swear you're the cutest thing in the whole world." he chuckled lightly. I felt myself begin to blush. "Well how about you let me go home and I'll give you my friend Bam's number and you can reach me on that" I said happily. "Or I could give you my number, so you could call me whenever" he offered. I nodded and smiled at him, "Sounds good" I said as he handed me a piece of paper with his number on it. I smiled down at the small piece of paper. "Listen I'm really hungry can I please go down to the cafeteria?" I whined. The doctor checked all my vital signs. "Well I don't see why not, here your mom brought some clothes for you to change into" he said as he handed me a small bag. "Thanks doctor" I said as I bit my bottom lip. "I'll give you some privacy" he said as he walked out. My mom had bought me a black t-shirt with a white skull right in the middle and red, plaid pajama bottoms. I pulled them on then put on the white socks and black moccasins she had also brought me. Before leaving I brushed my teeth and French braided my hair. It was a bit hard to walk since I hadn't done it in so long, but I distinctively remember a physical therapist stretching my arms and legs everyday. Even though I'd had those exercises done it was still very hard to walk. Actually I felt like I was going to collapse. I called for a nurse and she instantly put an arm around my waist and helped me walk down to the cafeteria. I much would've rather liked to use a wheelchair, but my mom ordered that I be kept on my feet. As soon as I entered the cafeteria I saw the man I dreamt about for a very long time and he was just as dreamy as I'd remembered, Johnny Knoxville.