You can Johnny my Knoxville Anyday (Johnny Knoxville Love story)

Chapter 27

"Shit, shit, shit, shit" I muttered as I paced Johnny's bathroom. This coudn't be happenig, not to me. I was always a good girl. I didn't think I'd ever get myself in trouble like this. Silently I looked over at the small stick sitting on the sink, it was still blank. Two more minutes. One more minute. 56 more seconds. 34 more seconds. 10 more seconds. 2 more seconds. My heart nearly drops when I see the small pink plus appear. Just in case I take the test one more tim. Another 5 minutes later another one appears. I sigh as I slowly collapse onto the linoleum floor. I drop my head into my hands and feel the tears stream down my face. Of course I didn't dislike kids, but I wasn't ready for one. I didn't have a "real" job and I didn't even own my own home. Johnny and I didn't even live together. I mean we hadn't been together for that long either. This was just terrible timing. A baby? How could I take care of a baby, when I couldn't even take of myself. I mean I drink and I'm just getting clean. On top of it all not even a year ago I woke up from a coma. "Miranda?" I heard a small voice call, it was Maddie. I wiped my eyes quickly and stood up, walking out of the bathroom. "Yeah baby girl?" I asked softly. "Will you come and watch and movie with me and daddy?" she asked with a cute little grin. "Of course doll face, I'll be down in one second" I grinned at her. She cheered with joy and ran as fast as her little feet would carry her down the steps. As soon as I heard the patter of her feet I quickly went back into the bathroom, scooped up the pregnancy tests and hid them in my purse. I couldn't tell Johnny yet. I just needed to find the right time and place to do it. I pulled my hair up and made sure my face wasn't blotchy before trotting down the steps to see Maddie and Johhny snuggled together on the couch. I plopped down next to Maddie and wrapped an arm around her shoulder. "What are we watching?" I asked as I played with Maddie's long blonde hair. "Cinderella!!" she yelled with glee. "Oooo she's my favorite princess" I said, trying to bond with Maddie. "She is soooo pretty, but I like Bell better" Maddie said with such seriousness I couldn't help, but laugh a litte. "Who's your favorite princess, babe?" I asked Johnny. "I like Tinkerbell" Johnny said causing Maddie and I to roll our eyes. Maddie groaned and dragged her hands down her face. "Daaaady Tinkerbell is not a princess, she's a fairy" Maddie griped. "Yah Johnny, damn" I added with a smirk on my face. "Sooory" Johnny said with a smile. "You better be" I grinned and stuck my tongue out at him. Maddie thought this was hilarious and began to laugh hysterically. It was completely hilarious, so obviously Johnny and I burst out laughing. By time we stopped Johnny and I were in tears. Maddie was looking at us like we were crazy. "You two are weird" she said. I grinned before kissing Johnny tenderly. Maybe having a baby wouldn't be as bad as I thought.