Kinda-Comedian.

My Twinkie-less Thursday.

        Here's how it went.

1st hour Health: I had to take a health survey in which they asked questions about my height, weight, diet, and physical activity. It was pretty bad when I was doing extra math to find out how many minutes are in 5 hours to figure out how long I'm on the internet a day, and when the question "how many minutes a day do you focus on excersize and healthy eating?' I wanted to put -3. Is that bad?

2nd hour Language Arts: We read "Speak" again and took a spelling/vocab test. I did fabulously.

3rd hour Science: We watched videos on evolution and such. I mean, it makes sense. I have quite a bit of respect for Charles Darwin for being able to draw all kinds of conclusions just from the beak size on birds. Even if Mr. Ass-hat teaches that class, I do really like science.

4th hour Math: KILL ME NOW. Again, the teacher for that class is a very nice lady who tries to make math more bareable, but God help me I hate numbers. I had to get loads of help from Jackie because I don't get it at all. The pythagorean theorem was so easy at first too, but now we're getting volumes of solids with it and all these weird equations and all that bull shit, it's blowing my mind.

*LUNCH*

5th hour German: Today we had a lovely conversation about our reading of Rumplestizchen, and it was fabulous. At first in the story, the king threatened to kill Maria if she didn't spin straw into gold, but later on they were happily married. I mean wtf? Personally, if someone threatened to kill me, I don't think I'd be totally down to marry him. Then, a direct quote from the story, "The king was so obsessed with Maria that he wanted to kill her." So, thinking I was just mumbling to myself I said, "Well, I have similar feelings for Benedict Cumberbatch" which the whole class heard on accident, so I got a couple laughs in which is always good.

6th hour Careers: This is where my twinkie-lessness comes into play. So we had another guest speaker today, an insurance agent. The speech was pretty normal, about insurance and whatever whatever. But whenever someone asked or answered a question, they got a twinkie or a ho-ho. I had my eye on those twinkies, but everytime I asked or answered a question, the speaker just "forgot" to give me a twinkie! He gave one to one girl for no reason! Everyone laughed everytime he missed me and it was pretty hilarious, but I was after my twinkie! Eventually a nice girl who had like 4 twinkies gave me one seeing that I wasn't gonna get one. It was scrumtrelesent.

7th hour History: We didn't have any fake battles today (how unfortunate) but we watched a movie about Abraham Lincoln and then read a chapter of our textbooks outside, but it was so warm and comfy out that I fell asleep. I'm just happy she didn't call on me.

At home: Read a little bit of "Speak" my friggin sweet hanging chair came in today (one of those chairs that hang from the ceiling, you know) and it's rainbow colored and we're putting it in our living room because my parents are kinda weird. I had a hamburger and ice cream sandwich from Culver's for dinner. My 7 year old sister asked what a cockblock was. She's literally one of my favorite people ever. We also had to clean like Cinderella because my grandparents are visiting from across the state tomorrow and if the house isn't spotless, my grandma will let you know. Now my mom and I are watching a show called "Extreme Cougar Wives" on TLC (yes, I'm addicted to trash TV on TLC) and I'm seriously considering becoming a cougar. But all these women are like 35 years older than their boyfriends, so I'm gonna have to wait a while for him to be born. Seems fun. Any way, I really need to work on chapter 3 of my zombie story that's here on Wattpad (another shameless plug! I'm on a roll!) as per request, but yeah, I'm getting distracted! I am currently at 19 readers for this diary-thingy, so thanks for that, and 10 for the zombie story, "The Dead Beside Me". Alrighty, I better get working on that and take a shower and eat chocolate covered pretzels and watch Anderson Cooper 360. My life is pretty amaz-ballz. Hasta lavista babies!