Kinda-Comedian.

Okay, so I Suck at Keeping Promises.

        UGH! I feel awful. I told y'all that I would update more often and what do I do? I don't update at all. That's a great way to get people to not want to rip out your internal organs! But I have juicy news! Aside from me writing a new story (Stand By Me, check it out! And please excuse my shameless plug!) I also have... a potential gentleman suitor. Hehehehe. So remember cute guy I told you about who gave me his email? WELL we've been in correspondence. Yupitty yup yup! This attractive, smart, somewhat geeky guy who goes to my school and I totally know in real life gave me his email and actually responds when I email him. I mean wtf right? It's the best! Beth thinks I should ask him to play Dungeons and Dragons with me in the park. While a fantabulous idea, I am a total chicken shit and would never do that because I'm an effing pansycake. But yeah... that's new. I haven't told Jackie yet because Jackie is an odd duck who hates everyone except fot a select group of people, and while she doesn't hate cute boy because he's a total fanboy, she would most likely not approve of our correspondence. So yeah, that's what's new with me. Nothing else really. I have a Tumblr, in case anyone cares. My username is "pimp4president" and my blog is "TheOddDuckzClub." I highly recommend you follow me, for in return I shall follow you! Same rules apply for Wattpad. So read on my fellow odd duckz! Also, I'm thinking of cutting my hair. It's currently a bit past my shoulders but I'm thinking more like a little past my jaw. I used to have shorter hair and I think it looked better on me, plus I have thick hair that sucks, and I don't like having that much hair. I'll probably get a pixie after a I graduate, but for the time being I just want it a little short. Well, I'm watching House of a Thousand Corpses, (a horror film great, for sure) so Imma go watch that.

Stay fresh beetchachos!