Weird Dreams I've had

The Field (one of my favourites just read it)

I'm walking out to the school field with my class. I see a line of orange road cones in a certain area. There is another stack of cones to my left, so I begin spreading them out to make a barrier for whatever game we're about to play. Another class meets us and I see AJ walking down the field talking to a girl from primary school. A third class meets us, with a different girl in it, and she asks me some question about an operation on my ears. I answer "When?" and she says "oh" and leaves. As I keep placing the cones, they become smaller and more like red sponges. The PE teacher has grey hair and he has already told the class all about the game we're playing before I finish placing the sponge cones. I run to the quarter of the field where Jordan is and join his team. We are playing a game similar to soccer but with four teams. Before the game has even started, the kids in our team are kicking the ball around, and we have to stop it going out of our quarter. Right as the whistle blows to start the game, a chubby kid catches the ball and throws it backwards out of the game without thinking. The ball is out. Jordan looks disappointed but I can't control my laughter. AJ grabs me. He tells me that the person who dislocated my knee is in the game, and drags me across the ground towards him even though I tell him "No!" He sees me and walks over to me. He doesn't dislocate my knee this time. Instead he attacks me in other places. AJ eventually drags me away. I ask him how he is dragging me because I can't see him above me, and he tells me that he is crawling. I tell AJ about the idiot who threw our ball out of the game and he laughs. I make it back to my quarter of the field, where there is now a small wooden shed with benches inside. I walk in and see two girls sitting in the corner writing the name of the boy who just attacked me in the sand on the ground, because they think that he is going to win this game. Jordan is sitting next to them. I sit down opposite Jordan. Logan Paul is also in the room, sitting next to DJ. I start playing with some of Ella's purple slime when Jake Paul walks past the window with some whitey grey slime and asks me if I want to swap with him. I say no because I don't like the Pauls, but I change my mind because he's a celebrity. Jake gives me half his grey slime for my purple slime and walks off sobbing like a baby. I laugh about how weird that was and Logan looks at me disapprovingly. I try to talk to Jordan but I can barely hear him because of the sound of people playing around us, and because he has a handbag shaped mask on his face. I'm walking through a small door into a hallway. I see Rhett & Link setting up for a show and try to figure out a place to stand. I find a cupboard and ask them if anyone is using it, but nobody is. I look through another door and find a staircase leading down. As I find a comfortable place to stand in the hallway, I look at Rhett and Link, and wonder if they're going to remember me because they have so many fans. I've been hanging out with them all day. The show is now going to be on the other side of the building, which turns out to be a supermarket. I find a spot to stand, but I realise that I've lost my Disneyland ticket. I think of running back to the field to get it off Jordan, but that's too far, so I try to find a new one to buy inside the supermarket. The show has already started, so I forget about the Disneyland ticket and run there. I look for somewhere to sit, but most of the seats are taken, so I stay standing and realise that a hot girl is standing just next to me. I watch the show. Rhett and Link are singing about which one of them is weirder, as a car flips over another car in a video on the screen behind them. It's an amazing experience. Then I'm woken up DGNXDVSGDFGDFHDTHDRGGHJGYHDFHFHMGYHDFBVHMGYJSFDVGYJDRGDGB(HUKHUOGUJFTHFGDTHDRHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA