Quotes and Jokes

Reader's Digest

When your crush found out that you like them, they will feel something for you too, eventually.

Ghost have a good sense of humor and love to hear human laughs. The more you laugh the more you attract GHOSTS.

Those girls and boys having letter “N” in their first names are usually beautiful and handsome

When a person suddenly comes up in your mind without any reason,That person is 95% deeply thinking of you  as well.

The more you talk about that person to others, the more you fall with that person.

Out of 10 people, 9 may fall in love with you. But for sure you will fall in love exactly for that one who doesn’t love you.

Boys who are close to their mother is a perfect husband material

GIRLS can control temptations but not their emotions. BOYS can control their emotions but not temptations.

Did you know that the unfamiliar faces in your dreams are the possible ghost who stares at you when you are in deep sleep 

Every night that we sleep without praying, there is a 50% possibility that unusual creatures will stare at us while we sleep.

Those people who are bitter after a heartbreak are those people you’ll know as the sweetest person when they fall in love again.

The person who jokes around, smiles a lot and laughs all the time is the sweetest person when getting serious

Subconsciously, WOMEN tend to become moody when missing someone.

Boyish girls are more attractive for men than pure girls.

Intelligent people are more creative during the night. They experience high levels of mental stimulation, which makes it hard sleep.

 

Don’t tell anyone your problems because half of them don’t really care and half of them are really glad it happened yo you.

Talkative people are surely good kisser.

When you find out that someone likes you, a little part of you starts to like back even if you have no feelings before

Boys fall in love with looks, that is why girls wear make ups. Girls fall in love with words, that is why boys tell lies.

Those who are not good in MATH are USUALLY BEAUTIFUL.

In an argument, the one who says SORRY first is the one who loves more.

The first person who’s on your mind on the moment you open your eyes after a long sleep is the reason either of your happiness or pain.

A person who sleep late at night will never find his/her soulmate.