One Void Day, Count Bleck was studying his Black Apple iPhone, and he saw an ad for a... SCHOOL OF MAGIC!
'This school of magic would be a great family bonding experience,' Count Bleck thought (yes, he doesn't think in third person). He quickly went to the kitchen, where Nastasia was sitting at the table writing on a clipboard. "Nastasia," Count Bleck said, "Count Bleck has found an ad for a School of Magic. We should go there."
"Really, count? I'm sure you and Dimentio might like it, but I'm not sure anyone else would. I mostly like cooking. Mr. L is a mechanic. Mimi just likes...girly things," Nastasia replied. "And O'Chunks...uh, I think he'd most likely get an F, just saying," she added.
"Count Bleck does not care. Families must be forced into things, altogether. Sign us up, Count Bleck will," Count Bleck said and walked out of the room. Nastasia sighed and began scribbling tons of new info on her clipboard.
In Dimentio's Room...
Dimentio was trying on a new pair of shoes when a knock was heard on his door. He quickly kicked them off and opened it to reveal Count Bleck. "Hello, my Count," he said. "How may I help?"
"Count Bleck was just going to tell you that this family is headed to a five-day stay at a School of Magic!" Count Bleck said with dramaticness.
"WHAT??!?!" Dimentio screamed. "I can't go to a school now! I have a million obligations!" he slammed the door on Count Bleck and began ranting to himself inside. Count Bleck sighed with a smile and headed to the repair bay.
At the Repair Bay...
Mr. L reached out from under Brobot and felt around for a wrench. Upon finding it, he reached under the ship again and screwy noises were heard. Count Bleck entered and quickly saw where he was. "Come out, for Count Bleck has some news," Count Bleck said. "Oof!" Mr. L said as he hit his head on Brobot. "Oh...what is it?" he asked, standing up. He had a lot of grease all over himself, mostly on his face.
"The Bleck family is attending a school of magic!" Count Bleck said.
"....What?" Mr. L replied, obviously in disbelief.
"WE ARE GOING TO STAY AT A SCHOOL OF MAGIC FOR FIVE DAYS, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, PUNK!...Count Bleck said."
Mr. L contemplated this, then raced off somewhere, looking quite excited.
In the Living Room...
Mimi and O'Chunks were watching "Living with Piranha Plants" on TV. Nastasia was sitting on a chair against the wall next to the couch. She looked like she was writing on her clipboard, but she snuck peeks at the TV show rather often. Count Bleck walked into the room holding his Black Apple iPhone. "Hey, Count! Wanna watch with us?" Mimi asked.
"No thank you, refused Count Bleck, he needs to tell you all something. The family of Bleck is heading to a five-day stay at a School of Magic! It's kind of a vacation thing," Count Bleck said.
"Wow, really? That's interesting. I hope it won't be too hard. O'Chunks had better study up!" Mimi gleefully said. Then she continued watching. Count Bleck sighed.
"Count Bleck also means that you need to pack up, because we are leaving tomorrow morning," he added.
Nastasia gasped. "Tomorrow morning? But there's so much to get ready!" she exclaimed.
"Then you had better get started," Count Bleck retorted. He strolled out of the room looking happy. Nastasia sighed and began to pack food, situate the castle, and get her own things ready. Mimi and O'Chunks even realized the emergency and began packing.
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Castle Bleck Craziness
FanfictionIf you've ever wanted to see what REALLY happens at Castle Bleck on an average day, you're going to love this. A collection of short stories about Count Bleck and our favorite Five Bad Band: Nastasia, O'Chunks, Dimentio, Mr. L, and Mimi. Plus you ne...