Castle Bleck Craziness

Dimentio's Pimentos

One Void Day, Count Bleck was walking to the bathroom. He opened the door and was surprised.

"Dimentio is not in here!! He's always in here at 10 am," Count Bleck said.

Meanwhile, at VoidMart, Dimentio was walking sleepily through the aisles. The reason he was there was because he had trouble waking up, and needed something to put life into him.

"Huh? What are these?" he mumbled to himself, looking at a jar of red things. "Pimentos? Sounds cool!" he grabbed two of the jars and bought them.

Later, at Castle Bleck, Mr. L and Mimi were calmly sitting on the black couch, watching a nature show called Wild New Zealand.

"HAH!" Mr. L yelled, pointing at a centipede being eaten by a mouse.

"I can see why you like this show so much," Mimi said with no real tone.

Just then, Dimentio burst into the castle with a bang, startling everyone. His eyes were red instead of the usual black-and-yellow, and there was also an insane glint in them.

"Erm..." said Mr. L, backing away.

Mimi walked up to Dimentio. "Hey, Dimentio, whatcha got there?" she asked, pointing to the jar of red things.

"Oh, they're my new-and-improved wake-up system," Dimentio said. He handed the jar to Mimi.

"Pimentos. Sounds cool!" Mimi said, and popped one in her mouth. Her eyes turned red and got an insane glint.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THE BURN!!! SOMEONE CALL NMC!!" she screamed.

"I don't know their number!" Nastasia cried in terror.

"Probably because they don't exist!!" Mr. L shouted back.

Count Bleck suddenly appeared there, clad in white and glowing radiantly.

"Try the Cure of Bleck!! Count Bleck's creation!!" he cried and handed Dimentio and Mimi little blue vegetable-things.

"What are they??" asked Mimi, panting.

"Count Bleck calls them Sotnemip," Count Bleck replied.

Dimentio and Mimi ate them. "Wow they're so cold!!" they both exclaimed.

"I like cold stuff!" Mr. L said, and grabbed a Sotnemip.

"I wouldn't advise—" started Nastasia.

But Mr. L ate one. His eyes turned blue and got an insane glint.

"EEEEYYYYAAAHHHHH!!! SO COLD!!" he yelled, running in circles.

"Have a Pimento!!" Dimentio yelled. He threw a single Pimento into the air, and landed a one-in-a-million shot into Mr. L's mouth. Mr. L calmed down.

"Okay, why don't we get rid of all Pimentos and Sotnemips from now on??" Nastasia asked.

"Yes, good idea," said Dimentio. He grabbed all of the vegetable-things and threw them away.

"Hooray!" cheered everyone, not unlike Dora.

"That was weird," said Count Bleck.