Castle Bleck Craziness

Dimentio's House Party

One Void Day, Count Bleck was sitting on the couch, doing something that he didn't usually do: nothing. He felt rather at peace, since his family was out back swimming in a pool that Dimentio made. After sitting for a bit, a vague bit of info entered his mind. HE WAS SEEING THE FUTURE!!!

"This will not end well, Count Bleck mused," he muttered to himself. Then he pulled the Dark Prognosticus out of his cape and started reading.

Out back, Dimentio was standing on Mr. L and Mimi with both feet, pinning them to the bottom of the pool. Their angry shrieks and maybe curses only surfaced as bubbles. After holding them down for a considerably long amount of time, Dimentio decided that maybe now wasn't the best time to kill his fellow minions. So he let them up, only to remember that they could breathe underwater.

They began to beat him up, but only ended up beating up each other. As Dimentio floated above their heads, watching them do doofy things, he realized that he needed some real friends who didn't beat him up. Then he got the perfect idea. He raced inside and made a few phone calls.

A few hours later, when everyone except Dimentio and Count Bleck were playing video games, the doorbell chimed many, many times. Dimentio was not very happy that no one went to answer the door. But he shook it off and answered the door. A hoard of random people (but mostly creatures) poured into the room.

"Count Bleck's gone," said Count Bleck and teleported out.

"Great, looks like I'm doomed to deal with these...things," Nastasia peeped.

"Welcome, my friends," Dimentio said, stopping them before they could ravage the house. "You have successfully reached my house party! Enjoy the festivies, eat the food, and please, let's try to avoid casualties."

Everyone started raising a loud hum with all their talking, while many started greeting Dimentio personally and giving him casseroles they had brought.

Mr. L and Mimi looked around curiously. They didn't feel very at home anymore, especially when random people started asking if they could play. As soon as it was convenient, they excused themselves and ran for safety. One guy had a giant axe-looking thing on his back.

After people had mingled and eaten for a while, Dimentio called their attention and said, "Alright, folks, I decided it's time for a little game. Each one of us is going to paint something on a piece of paper that says something about us. Then everyone else can try to guess what it is."

All the people sat in a circle and grabbed a piece of paper. Dimentio watched with placidness as everyone splatted paint on their paper. Then he began drawing something himself. Once everyone was done, they held up their drawings.

No one could guess what Darth Vader's was. "It's the Death Star!" he yelled at them.

Ganondorf held up his paper. "THE TRIFORCE!!!" half the crowd screamed.

Elh held up a paper and said, "It's a game disc, because I never got put into my game."

The crowd murmured in disbelief.

"That's too bad," said The Dirty Bubble.

Dimentio had drawn a triangle, square, and circle surrounded by a rainbow aura. "It's magic, because I'm a magician," he said.

After the game, Dimentio hung everyone's art on the wall, and then invited people to sit at his newly-conjured enlarged table. When everyone was seated, Dimentio served them a bunch of delicious, but not necessarily healthy, food. Everyone started eating, except for Vader, who just stared at his plate.

"Do you have any meat?" King Boo asked.

"Medium rare?" Dimentio asked, holding up a plate of steak that happened to be in his hands.

"Actually, I'd prefer it raw," King Boo replied, dabbing his mouth. "Honestly, I hate these peppers."

"Uh, okay," Dimentio said, putting the steak in the nevo. It came out raw and he served it to King Boo.

Then he sat down and said, "Perhaps I should invite my...family to come eat as well." He snapped his fingers and everyone appeared in the air. One second passed before they all crashed to the floor. O'Chunks looked up from his Civil War book and was surprised to see many unfamiliar faces staring at him.

"Guys, meet my friends," Dimentio said. "Why don't you eat with us?"

Nastasia got up and helped up the Count. "Dimentio, we never authorized this party," she said.

"Yes, well, I don't care," Dimentio replied. He scooted two people far apart and made several chairs appear. The minions and Bleck took their seats as Dimentio served them. Then, once everyone was finally ready, Dimentio had another idea.

"Now, each of us is going to take turns asking somebody a question about themselves," he said.

"Have you ever kidnapped somebody?" King Boo asked Count Bleck.

"A few," Count Bleck replied.

"Do you have a job?" Vader asked Mr. L

"I'm not professionally hired, but I AM a skilled mechanic. The best," Mr. L replied smugly.

"So am I!" Vader replied.

"Who's your greatest enemy?" Elh asked Ganondorf.

"Link. No doubt," Ganondorf replied.

"Who's the guy with the ax?" Mr. L asked Dimentio.

"That's a Lynel. The only super-smart one. Say hello," Dimentio said.

"Hello. I'm Lynel Richie. Nice to meet you," Lynel Richie said. He was so big that his arm reached across the table to shake Mr. L's hand. Everyone could tell that Mr. L was a bit terrified. Everyone but Lynel Richie, of course.

"Do you have a catchphrase?" Gaston asked Ganondorf.

"The Triforce Parts Are Resonating," Ganondorf said with an epic echo.

"Is your life boring?" The Dirty Bubble asked Mr. L.

"It's so peaceful, it's a little bit boring," Mr. L replied. "It makes you just want a...KERBLOOEY! Y'know? Some kind of shocking event..."

"Alright, that's enough questions. Maybe it's time we all played my specially conjured 50-player Smash Bros!" Dimentio announced.

"YEAH!!" yelled a few people.

So everyone went to the living room and tried to find a spot to sit. Several people used Lynel Richie's back like a couch. Once they started playing, certain people were doing awesome, like Mr. L and Ganondorf, while other people were doing horridly, like The Dirty Bubble  and Vader.

After losing one too many times, Vader got off of Lynel Richie and yelled, "Nooooo!"

Then he activated his lightsaber and started swinging it wildly. Everyone screamed and mowed each other down trying to get away. Lynel Richie charged right into the wall and busted right through it, flying into the Void, maybe never to be seen again. Everyone else saw the hole in the wall and flooded through it. Soon, the house was empty save for its original inhabitants and Vader. Vader deactivated his lightsaber and smoothed back his helmet.

Dimentio looked mad...if it was possible with his kind of face. He pointed toward the hole and said, "Leave."

Vader glanced at them all once and then dove out the hole and into the Void.

"That was too much kerblooey for me," Mr. L said, looking sick to the stomach.

"Half of my ponytail is literally chopped off," Mimi said angrily, pointing to her head.

"This party's over," Dimentio said.