Normal Relationships vs Elle and I

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Normal:

Person 1: I love you!

Person 2: I love you too!

Me and Elle:

Me: STUPID

Elle: FRENCH FRY

Me: JAMLESS

Elle: DUMMY

Me: VIBRATOR

Elle: BISCUIT

Me: POOPYHEAD

Elle: BLOWHARD

Me: FAPINGTON

Elle: NIPPLE FACE

Me: TWATMUFFIN

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