Crap Cherry Blabbers

What If My Wattpad Bio Was .1

I'm starting this bc I have many ideas for Bios but am too lazy to actually change them so here we go

ALTERNATIVES FOR NETFLIX AND CHILL:
*IMax and climax
*Blockbuster and cockthruster
*Hulu and woohoo
*Amazon Prime and sexy time

-Cleavage over Penis-

☆Thedailysign noticed me 2/5/2018☆

>Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
....
Break their bones, they have 206 of those.<

[It's not a dick, it's a man meat jiggly stick.]

|Roses are red, grass is green
Never underestimate the power of a faggot with a tamborine|

×My bias' ideal height for his girlfriend starts an inch taller than my height. You have no clue how painful that is.×

♡Bisexual♡
♡Taken♡
♡Potato♡

¡I want to watch the world go up in flames as I stuff my face with double stuf oreos¡

-What if instead of Marley and Me, it was Marley and OCD?-