I'm starting this bc I have many ideas for Bios but am too lazy to actually change them so here we go
ALTERNATIVES FOR NETFLIX AND CHILL:
*IMax and climax
*Blockbuster and cockthruster
*Hulu and woohoo
*Amazon Prime and sexy time-Cleavage over Penis-
☆Thedailysign noticed me 2/5/2018☆
>Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
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Break their bones, they have 206 of those.<[It's not a dick, it's a man meat jiggly stick.]
|Roses are red, grass is green
Never underestimate the power of a faggot with a tamborine|×My bias' ideal height for his girlfriend starts an inch taller than my height. You have no clue how painful that is.×
♡Bisexual♡
♡Taken♡
♡Potato♡¡I want to watch the world go up in flames as I stuff my face with double stuf oreos¡
-What if instead of Marley and Me, it was Marley and OCD?-
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Crap Cherry Blabbers
AléatoireAuthor book because why not? STARTED: June 29th, 2017 FINISHED: April 4th, 2018