Crap Cherry Blabbers

What If My Wattpad Bio Was .2

It's not seasick, it's seadick
It's not Captain, it's Fapington
It's not took a nap, it's took a naked
It's not "I fucking hate life", it's "I cumin hate life"
It's not "stfu", it's "stud"
It's not "my hands caress", it's "my heads caress"
It's not "shut the fuck up", it's "up the shut fuck"
It's not "the lonliest I've ever been", it's "the kinkiest I've ever been"
It's not "your books are wonderful", it's "your books ate wonderful"
It's not "tilts his glasses", it's "tits his glasses"
It's not a dick, it's man meat jiggly stick.

iT's NoT mE aNd pHiL, it's pHiL aNd i
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Yes I did all this just to do this meme.
Yes I'm late.
I don't have Twitter.
SUE ME BISHHHH

I made this like 2 months ago😂😂😂