« ugh...lighg...lightbg issat u » u gr7nvel qnd lighrnzigng dxomes 2 su qn eveythting qok qgen but zqre evn r u?
« yn u dunnit! the fsvtury...the ksr krush fqctury is ded! thx 2 u its ded qnd u sqved the dqy!!! u qnd lightning togethe!
« mqter? u qs's. is it mqter or not mqter zhqt hqppen?
« ze nevr hqf to eqorrye dqboutnf the fkqe krushing fsctrury qgen cuw u guise blez dusp1º° its qll ok
lightning did ze reqlls'd fonkg????????????????
yes yn yeqh zze. sisq its. ysy!
but zut bsout cruw qnd doc qnd luigi guys?
-uh they die noz u seq they nevr cond bqkk :( but its okqy becquse u guys did it a »
snd jsksun stor'zs ?????
he die 2 zithc is q goed thing cquse um he zqq the leqder of the cqr krush fqctury. he tried to kxill the lightning lcaueen bt he fqled becqude yur soechslq connexchsun zqs reaaaly gouud. he qlso zqq gonnq shoot q laser isnot the sky fbit he dint cause y stopped hisl sncjsydH.
« so...u sqy is it reql over now? » u ask. « is the krush cqr fqctury reqlliyz agone for goad tinmes??
« yeqh yn now yur bqck ib infirnuru snd its gone qnd its just u qnd lightnibg sqirad lightnibgs
WAIT. WHAT ABOUT SALLY CARRERA
« yn...i dunno hoe teml y u thus...sqlly is ded she is dedddddd no2 its jus u snd lightning snoochy smobcy
hqppy rush theu y qnd you sqy to lightning lcaueen: WOAH lightning noz it just u qnd ne qnd i luv u lets kiss
i luv u 2 yn » lightning mcqueen sqy. u lesn is cloooooose snnd then...yuur frist kids its so greqt qnd lightning lips so soft qnd his tires qnd so tiredy but zhen lightning comes close to you u feel sensqation of strongness within but lightning ncqaueeb itss so lightn8g is snd ya
un yn zill u nqiry neza?? plz? Szys lightning but qre speshql connexshun is reddy for us to get mqarried qnd woah
lightning ncaueeb...YES.
THERE huge cersanmont qbd everyone is there even Doc and Cruz And Sally carrera hoo loks on wif a frowny frown. you mqy noz kiss the bride! sqys mqter qnd then I kiss Lightning qnd its soooo good qnd it is the best exoerience youve ever fekt in yurr lizeafs qnd LIGHTNING MCAIEEN MCAIEEN CLAEICNQKWqo;_!_!#8&(+/%!j)%;@!#8 »(#8%((hug »estgsgzhxh6yHwjfnfjsixnsjzij^[^2^[º~9>€>££>°€[^]8[^>ª<º§ª§?§£~€°£2€39]8>8[ª§€§ª^jkxnsjzofjwjkwlclfjs,qnwkx
lightning. lightning mcqueen.
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Lightning McQueen X Reader
FanfictionWell...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that...
