Things happen (Cryle)

Chapter 5

Craig's POV

Kyle and I were next to our lockers. We were both talking and joking with each other with no one bothering us.

"I see thy is feeling better." Kyle said.

"Well I did receive that nutritious and delicious cupcake from thy arms." I said.

Kyle laughed and said,"Obviously. I helped my mum made those cupcakes to celebrate Ike's good grades."

"Wait..considering the fact that you are a smart ass, you must have eaten a lot of cupcakes all these years. Now I know why you seemed gaining weight every time I saw you." I said.

I received a hard punch from Kyle in the shoulder as he chuckled. Goddammit, his laugh makes me want to pounce on him and....

Calm down Craig....calm down.

"Hey, at least I work out unlike Fatass over there." Kyle said.

"Really?" I asked.

"Yeah. After school, I always walk home instead of taking the bus. It always helped me to clear my mind and relax." Kyle said.

"Sounds fun which is why I'll be keeping you company." I said.

"Really? You wanna come with me?" Kyle asked.

To the ends of the earth....

I nodded.

"Are you sure you can handle it Tucker? Yesterday you couldn't catch up with me." Kyle said.

"With your constant blabbering? Yes, most definitely." I said.

"Ha ha ha. " Kyle said sarcastically.

Then we both interrupted by Stan.

"Hey Kyle. I see you've got a new locker." Stan said.

"No shit, dumbass." I mumbled.

Luckily they didn't hear me.

"Oh yeah. You weren't here yesterday when Cartman damaged my old locker." Kyle said.

"Wait, Cartman damaged your locker?! I'm sorry dude.If I've been there I would totally kick the shit out of Cartman." Stan said.

Well sadly he wasn't since he was busy making out with Wendy rather than helping out his best friend with his books or kick Cartman's ass.

"It's ok, dude." Kyle said.

No, it's not ok. I can't believe Kyle is even forgiving this guy. I mean what does he have which I don't have? Wait.... that doesn't make any sense. Why would I even comparing myself with that dumbass?

Then Kyle gave him a smile but it was not one of the smiles he usually gives me. He was faking it. He was not okay with Stan but why won't he just tell him that he was not okay and he's a selfish bastard already. My thoughts were interrupted as Stan mentioned my name.

"Craig is your locker buddy now?" Stan asked.

'Yeah. He's cool. He helped me out when I moved my stuff from my old locker and to my new locker." Kyle said as he gave me a smile.

It was the usual adorkable smile.

I smiled back and said, " Obviously. Look at his noodle arms."

"Maybe you should talk more so I'll show what these guns can do." Kyle said.

"Mhmm ...Talking as much as you? No thanks." I said.

I received a real hard punch in the shoulder by Kyle.

"Aww!" I said as I rubbed my shoulder. "What did Mrs Broflovski put in her cupcakes?"

Kyle laughed which made me laugh. Then we stared at Stan who was staring at us and was quiet.

He was jealous. I could see it in his blue eyes. I couldn't help but feel proud and happy.

Stan and I were staring at each other's eyes with hate while Kyle was standing in the middle of it.

Then Kyle broke the ice as he said,

"Well we better get to class. See ya later Craig."

As Stan and Kyle were leaving, Stan looked back and gave me a death stare.

I rolled my eyes and gave him the middle finger.

I knew that from that day on Stan and I are at war over the same person.