Things happen (Cryle)

Chapter 9

Craig's POV

Kyle and I sat at the table with Clyde and Tolkien.

"Hey, Kyle." Tolkien greeted him with a smile.

"Hey Tolkien. Hey Clyde. It's been a while since I talked to you guys." Kyle said.

"We've been busy due to the large fucking amount of crappy homework we receive by this school." Clyde objected.

"You're still on about that? This is the 5th time this week." Tolkien said.

"It's fucking true and you know it. Homework is a threat to this whole country and it must be destroyed." Clyde said.

"Well maybe instead of ranting about how homework is a threat, you should probably spend time on doing it and not leaving it for the last minute," Tolkien said.

"But it's hard and boring at the same time," Clyde whined.

"Well then ask for my help next time. I don't bite, you know." Tolkien suggested.

"Aww thanks, Dad." Clyde teased.

"Dad?" Kyle asked.

Tolkien rolled his eyes and was about to explain, "Well you see.."

But was interrupted by Kyle.

"No, I get it. You see my friends call me Mom to make fun of me when I give them some advice or help them. Fatass usually states that I have 'sand in my vagina' whenever I scold him when he tells me his evil schemes.... so I'm just surprised."

I couldn't help but feel sorry for Kyle. Even though Clyde and I call Tolkien Dad to tease him, we always show that his advice and help is appreciated. Heck, even Tolkien knows that we're complimenting him in our own way.

My thoughts were interrupted by no other than Clyde who grinned and said,

"You know what this means? Dada Tolkien and Momma Kyle....oooh Craig....."

Next thing you know it, I who was blushing stuffed his sandwich forcefully in his mouth.

"Shut up and eat." I snapped.

Instead of doing what he's told, Clyde grins indicating that nothing is going to stop him from embarrassing him.

I gave him another threatening glare which from what I could tell made Clyde rethink his words.

"Welcome to the family," Clyde said.

Time really passes by when you're having fun. Kyle pretty got along with Tolkien and Clyde. We all talked, laughed and discussed many things which made me realize that I'm actually glad Kyle joined us.

Tolkien and Clyde were always easy going with other people unlike me. I'm pretty bad when it comes with interacting with people which is why I'll always ask Tolkien or sometimes even Clyde for help when it comes to these situations.

Anyway, lunch ended and Kyle and I were heading to class.

"Seriously Craig? Do you even know what the definition of crazy?" Kyle asked.

"That was the first day. Prepare yourself, it will be crazier further on." I said.

Kyle laughed and said, "Whatever you say, Dumbass."

I flipped him off making him laugh more.

When he stopped laughing and said,

"Thanks, Craig for inviting me. I had fun."

I looked at him and froze. I couldn't breathe due to the sight in front of me. His emerald eyes were full of life and his smile shone brighter than the sun.

I paused, breathed and said,

"You know you shouldn't be thanking me. I'm just returning the favor, you know. You were the one who helped me ever since Tweek moved away. I'm just glad I have a friend like you and friends always got each other's backs."

Kyle smiled and said, "It's nice that you consider me as a friend."

I smiled back and said, "Well yeah and also you're always welcome at our group. Just try to avoid Clyde, he always tries to embarrass me."

"I don't think Clyde needs to since you're doing it so well," Kyle said.

"Oh come on Broflovski. We were having a moment." I whined.

All Kyle did was chuckle.

Little did he know that chuckle made my heart beat hundred times faster.