Things happen (Cryle)

Chapter 18

Craig's POV

The mood in the air changed when Kyle and I spotted Wendy and Stan sneaking off.

Possibly to make out like the whores they are but on the bright side, now they make out secretly rather than out in public like they used to do.

....Just thinking about it makes me wanna vomit.

Apparently, I wasn't the only one scarred by this as Kyle took off swiftly and avoided my eyes. Couldn't blame him though. Seeing the one who used to be your best friend abandoning you for a Class A bitch can leave an inmpct on you.

The nervousness I felt for meeting Kenny was overcomed since I was ready to get this meeting over with so that I'll bring hell on those two pronto.

We both entered the cafeteria, looking for the two blondes who were suppose to find us a table. Finally, we spotted them and headed towards them.

Kenny, through his orange hood, was eyeing us as we sat down, mostly at Kyle.

Looks like I'm not the only who noticed.

When I've met Kenny's gaze, he made an eye signal that gestured me to follow him somewhere. As my response, I gave him a nod.

Kenny and I got up and excused ourselves to the bathroom leaving Butters to distract Kyle since he got confused by our actions.

We went somewhere private... and by private meaning the boy's bathroom. Lucky for us, no one was using it, making it the perfect place to talk in private.

As we faced each other, I immediately began straight to the point,

"Look Kenny, I know you have something embarrassing and big on me. So I want you to get on with since I have other important stuff I need to get to."

The orange-hooded blonde's response was unexpected. He literally bursted out laughing until tears were flowing out of his eyes.

I stood there, waiting until Kenny managed to calm himself down. When he caught his breath, he informed me,

"Dude, the whole thing was an act and it totally fucking worked."

Holy shit! All that worry was all for nothing.

Then it hit me as I mumbled,

"That ginger smartass."

Kenny continued chuckling to which I couldn't help but join him. Man, I've been so worried about Kenny's prank that I haven't realised that I was actually being pranked with words.

Well played. Well played.

"I haven't seen you since detention on Silent week...." Kenny pointed out.

Yeah, the horrible week after Tweek and I broke up.

"Now that I'm thinking about it, I haven't been in detention for a long time. How's Mrs AssFucker? Still being a fucking ass?" I asked.

"Always was. Always is. Always will." Kenny responded. " Why would you even ask the question when you're already know the answer?"

"Touché." I answered."..but who knows? Maybe she died or something?"

"Double Touché." He stated."... but unfortunately, your deduction is inaccurate since I'm still getting my ass fucked by her stupid nagging."

"Makes me wonder why she's still single." I shared sarcastically.

"It's definitely not the fact that she fucks ass." He continued with sarcasm.

Both of us chuckled.

It was strange.

You see, Kenny and I always shared detention together multiple of times but we never actually got to talk to one another, no thanks to Ms AssFucker.

We didn't consider each other friends but we did tolerate each other.

Kenny was always amused by my antics while I was amused by Kenny's pranks on people who deserve hell including both students and teachers.

Both of us shared a common ground which is causing trouble and a common enemy who is Ms AssFucker since she always has been carrying out both of our detentions.

My thoughts were interrupted as Kenny articulated,

"Craig, I'm going to be straight with you...

..............that's really isn't the word for me."

I felt surprised as I asked, "Woah. Really?"
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He nodded.

"Let me guess...... Butters." I concluded.

Eventhough it sounds impossible, I can literally see Kenny blushing through the orange hoodie. This scenery was too amusing and hilarious.

"Is it really that obvious?" He questioned.

"Nope but I've seen you guys getting close." I honestly answered.

"Woah, stalker much?" Kenny taunted.

This made me roll my eyes thinking of how he and Clyde will get along pretty fine.

"Congratulations," I said.

Kenny smiled and said,

"Thanks. .... Anyway, let's get back the conversation back on track.... did you notice....

"...how Kyle was? Yeah." I finished.

"Let me guess... you guys both saw Stan and Wendy sneaking off." He pointed out.

This caught me off guard. How did Kenny knew what happened since he was at the cafeteria at that time unless....

"Something tells me that this isn't the first time it happened." I deducted.

The orange hooded blonde sighed and confirmed, " Yep."

Of course this naturally made me both angry and cringe at the thought of this.

I couldn't help but empathise with Kyle who has been through this many times and wondered how the hell hasn't he gone insane yet.

All of a sudden, a brilliant plan came to mind making me smirk evilly. I turned to Kenny and asked.

"What if the sneaking off suddenly stopped?"

Kenny caught on what I was implying as he grinned and responded,

"We would probably accomplished eternal peace of mind."

"The only consequence is getting detention." I pointed out.

This made us both laugh hysterically. Since when did detention ever stop us from doing the right thing.

"Dude, I'll do anything for Kyle even it means getting ass fucked." He declared.

I smiled and stated, "Well, we better prepare ourselves of getting ass fucked for what we about to do."