Undertale The Musical

Snowdin Dogs

'The human left in the direction Papyrus had gone. They were going to show themselves. Not that it was gonna be dangerous or anything, Sans was gonna be there if anything got too dangerous. The human followed the voices they believed to belong to the skeleton brothers, they were right."

[Papyrus]

"SO, AS I WAS SAYING ABOUT UNDYNE-"

'Papyrus spotted the human. The brothers looked at each other, then at the human, then back at each other. They repeated this multiple times. Then they finally stopped.'

"SANS! OH MY GOD! IS THAT A...HUMAN?"

[Sans]

"uhh, actually, i think that's a rock"

"OH."

"hey, what's that in front of the rock?"

"OH MY GOD! IS THAT A...HUMAN?"

"yes."

"OH MY GOD!!!! SANS! I FINALLY DID IT!! UNDYNE' WILL...I'M GONNA BE...I'LL BE SO...POPULAR, POPULAR, POPULAR!...AHEM! HUMAN, YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL STOP YOU! I WILL THEN CAPTURE YOU! YOU WILL BE DELIVERED TO THE CAPITAL! THEN ...THEN...I'M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. IN ANY CASE! CONTINUE...ONLY IF YOU DARE!! NYEH HEHEHEHEHE!!"

'Papyrus then left, his laughs filling the air.'

"well, that went well. don't sweat it kid, i'll keep an eye-socket out for ya."

'Sans left in the opposite direction his brother left. The human followed Papyrus. But Sans seemed to have beaten them, even though he went the wrong way. Sans could see the confusion on the child's face.'

"don't sweat it kid, i know a shortcut."

"WOWIE! YOU ACTUALLY DID CONTINUE! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE TOO AFRAID, BUT, APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG! YOU OVERCAME MY POWERS OF INTIMIDATION SO EASILY... TOO EASILY! HOWEVER!! THE NEXT DEVIOUS PUZZLE WILL NOT BE SO EASY! IT IS DESIGNED BY MY BROTHER! SO YOU WILL SURELY BE CONFOUNDED! I KNOW I AM!"

"hey, thanks, both of you. you seem like you're having fun. hey kid, by the way, you see this outfit he has on? we made it for a costume party, he hasn't taken it off since. isn't my brother the coolest?"

"SANS, THAT'S YOUR CUE TO BRING OUT THE PUZZLE."

"oh, yeah, uh sure."

"HUMAN, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR...SANS! WHERE'S THE PUZZLE!?"

"it's right there, trust me. there's no way they can solve it."

"SANS, THAT'S A JUNIOR JUMBLE! IT'S NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING!"

"whoops. i knew i should have used today's crossword instead."

"WHAT!? CROSSWORD!? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT! IN MY OPINION, JUNIOR JUMBLE IS EASILY THE HARDEST."

"what? really, dude? that easy-peasy word scramble? that's for baby bones."

"UN. BELIEVABLE. YOU ARE BEING SO UNPROFESSIONAL! THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING THE REST OF THE SNOWDIN ROYAL GUARD!" *whistles*

'Papyrus then ran to a few stations, outside the stations were five dogs, all playing poker. Two dogs had their tails intertwined. One dog was wearing a lot of armor. Another had squinted eyes, and he was moving his cards a lot, almost like he couldn't see them if they weren't moving. The last one looked like he was happy, he was probably about to win. Until Papyrus came in.

{Music begins now}

"HEY GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I FOUND! I THOUGHT IT WAS A ROCK, BUT IT WAS A HUMAN!"