Undertale The Musical

Let's Dating Alphys

[Sans]

"do you get what i'm saying? that promise i made to her. you know what would've happened if she hadn't said anything?...buddy...you'd be dead where you stand...hey! lighten up, bucko! i'm just joking with ya. i joke, that's what i do. besides, haven't i done a good job protecting you? i mean, look at 'cha. you haven't died a single time. hey, what's that look supposed to mean? am i wrong? heh, come on, let's get you back to my bro, kid. i know a shortcut."

'Sans teleported with the human to Waterfall, outside Undyne's house. After he dropped off the human, he left. The human walked up to Papyrus.'

[Papyrus]

"WOW! YOU ACTUALLY AGREED TO COME HANG OUT! THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT! OKAY, OKAY, STAND BEHIND ME!"

'Papyrus knocked on the door. It opened. Undyne was wearing a black tank with a pair of jeans.'

[Undyne]

"Hi Papyrus! Ready for your extra-private-one-on-one training?"

"YOU BET I AM! AND I BROUGHT A FRIEND!"

'Papyrus stepped aside revealing the human child.'

"Hi! I don't believe weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"

'Undyne seemed to be shocked.'

"Why don't you two come in."

'The human could tell she was just saying this for Papyrus' sake.'

"HERE UNDYNE, MY FRIEND BROUGHT A GIFT FOR YOU! ON THEIR OWN!"

'Papyrus pulled a bone out of his pocket, it was wrapped in yellow wrapping paper with a red bow. He handed it to Undyne.'

"Uh...thanks. I'll, uh, put it with the others."

'Undyne opened a drawer and tossed the bone in. There was many, many, many other bones.'

"So, are we ready to start?"

"WHOOPSIE DOOPSIE! I JUST REMEMBERED! I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! YOU TWO HAVE FUN!"

'Papyrus jumped out the window.'

"So, why are you here? To rub your victory in my face? To humiliate me even further? Is that it!? Wait, you think we're gonna be friends? How delightful! Let's do it! Let's all frolic in the fields of friendship! NOT! Why would I ever be friends with you? If you weren't my house guest, I'd beat you up right now! You're the enemy of everyone's hopes and dreams! I will never be your friend! Now get out of my house!"

'Papyrus stuck his head through the window.'

"DANG! WHAT A SHAME. I THOUGHT UNDYNE COULD BE FRIENDS WITH YOU. BUT I GUESS I OVERESTIMATED HER. SHE'S JUST NOT UP TO THE CHALLENGE."

'Papyrus left.'

"Challenge?! What? Papyrus! Wait a second! Dangit! He thinks I can't be friends with you? Fuhuhu! What a joke! I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day! I'll show him! Listen up, human. We're not just going to be friends. We're going to be BESTIES! I'll make you like me so much, you won't be able to think of anyone else! It's the perfect revenge!...Why don't you have a seat?"

Sit at the table, I'll get something to drink

I said SIT DOWN this is my house, you little fink!

Just point to what you want, I recommend tea

Um...I meant at a drink, are you flirting with me?

Here's your tea, little kid, careful, it's hot