Undertale The Musical

Waterfall Undyne

'The human took a small bite of Papyrus' spaghetti. Their face scrunches up at the taste. But they smile anyway, or at least try to.'

[Papyrus]

"WHAT A PASSIONATE EXPRESSION! YOU MUST REALLY LOVE MY COOKING! AND BY EXTENSION, ME!! MAYBE EVEN MORE THAN I DO!! AUGH!! URRGH!! YOUR DATING POWER!...IT'S...IT'S THROUGH THE ROOF!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

'The human's dating power conquered Papyrus''

"HUMAN...IT'S CLEAR NOW. YOU'RE MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME. EVERYTHING YOU DO. EVERYTHING YOU SAY. IT'S ALL BEEN FOR MY SAKE. HUMAN, I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY TOO. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS. IT'S TIME THAT I TOLD YOU. I, PAPYRUS..."

"I...UM...BOY, IS IT HOT IN HERE, OR IS IT JUST ME?... OH SHOOT. HUMAN, I...I'M SORRY. I DON'T LIKE YOU THE WAY YOU LIKE ME. ROMANTICALLY, I MEAN. I MEAN, I TRIED VERY HARD TO! I THOUGHT THAT BECAUSE YOU FLIRTED WITH ME THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU. THEN, ON THE DATE, FEELINGS WOULD BLOSSOM FORTH!!! I WOULD BE ABLE TO MATCH YOUR PASSION FOR ME! BUT ALAS...I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE FAILED. I FEEL JUST THE SAME AS BEFORE. AND INSTEAD, BY DATING YOU, I HAVE ONLY BEEN DRAWN DEEPER INTO YOUR INTENSE LOVE FOR ME! A DARK PRISON OF PASSION WITH NO ESCAPE! HOW COULD I HAVE DONE THIS TO MY DEAR FRIEND?"

"...NO! WAIT! THAT'S WRONG! I CAN'T FAIL AT ANYTHING!! HUMAN! I'LL HELP YOU THROUGH THESE TRYING TIMES!! I'LL KEEP BEING YOUR COOL FRIEND, AND ACT LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPENED! AFTER ALL, YOU ARE VERY GREAT! IT WOULD BE TRAGIC TO LOSE YOUR FRIENDSHIP. SO, PLEASE, DON'T CRY BECAUSE I WON'T KISS YOU, BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN HAVE LIPS. AND HEY, SOMEDAY , YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME! WELL, NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. BUT I'LL HELP YOU SETTLE FOR SECOND BEST!! NYEH!........OH! SILLY ME! HOW COULD I FORGET? YOUR JOURNEY ISN'T OVER YET, HUMAN! YOU NEED TO GO THROUGH WATERFALL FIRST! AND WHO BETTER TO SERVE AS YOUR GUIDE AND GUARDIAN THAN THE GREAT PAPYRUS? IT WILL BE A MAGNIFICENT JOURNEY! COME ON!"

'Papyrus and the human left the skelebros' house. Somehow, he had gotten back into his battle body armor. The human and Papyrus walked past where they fought, on their way to Waterfall.'

"ISN'T THIS GREAT, HUMAN? WE'RE OFF ON A GRAND ADVENTURE!"

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

I MADE A FRIEND

WHO LIKES ME FOR ME, EVEN THOUGH OUR DATE WASN'T THAT GREAT!

MY STYLE AND CHARM WON OVER A HUMAN

WHO ENJOYS GOOD SPAGHETTI, I THINK THIS MUST BE FATE!

WHEN I TELL UNDYNE-

WAIT, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO THAT, SHE'LL BE MAD, THEN SHE MIGHT HAVE A-,

THEN THROW A COW

'Papyrus' phone rang.'

"OH, UM, ER-"

I'M SORRY, HUMAN...THAT WAS MY PHONE RINGING

UH-OH...THAT WOULD BE HER...CALLING RIGHT NOW...

"I'VE, ER, GOTTA TAKE THIS! I'M SO SORRY! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! PROBABLY!"

'Papyrus left, leaving the human alone. The human started walking along the path when they realized they were being followed. The fallen child turned around, they were met with another child. He had no arms. Monster Kid. The human recognized him from Snowdin. From what they heard, he was crazy about Undyne. The monster child walked with the human.'

[Monster Kid]

"Hiya buddy! Ya ditch your parents too? Ah man! I don't blame ya! They say Undyne's in the area, and it would be so cool to meet up with her! I mean, she's just like, the best Royal Guard person ever, and I wanna be like her one day, and...and my parents are such jerks for saying I can't leave the house! Oh! Sorry! I didn't introduce myself! I'm Monster Kid! I'm a monster, and a kid! What's your name?"