Undertale The Musical

Spider Medley

'The human stopped at a spider bake sale.'

[Muffet]

"Welcome to the spider parlor, dearie~ Interested in some spider pastries? All proceeds go to real spiders~"

[Alphys]

"N-no thank you! You've got to move past them. These donuts are overpriced, so, you've got to ignore the spiders. Even when they...stare at you...in this creepy way...and lick their lips..."

"Ahuhuhu~"

"Uh-uh. Moving on!"

'Alphys and the human continued, but she stopped them.'

"Whoops! Hold on there! Haha...lucky I stopped you in time...There's, uh, a hole, and you would have fallen. S-see! What y-you've gotta do is..uh..jump across! Like this! Like this!"

'Alphys then hopped twice, she jumped a little higher the second time.'

"Like...going back and hacking the bridges open. Be right back! U-unless you can find a way across!"

'Alphys left the human. The human pulled out their phone and decided to call the puzzle master.'

[Papyrus]

"WHAT'S THIS? A HUMAN STUCK ON A PUZZLE? THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR...WHOOPS! I THINK IT'S UNDYNE'S TURN TO TALK!"

[Undyne]

"What? They can't do the jimpity jumpity joodle? The limpity loppity leap!?"

"THEY CAN'T! IT'S A PUZZLE!"

"What!? Papyrus, I hate puzzles! You do it!"

"WELL, ALPHYS HANGS HERE, RIGHT? YOU SHOULD CALL HER UP AND SAY IN A HOT VOICE, 'ALPHYS, I NEED HELP WITH A *WINK* PUZZLE.'"

"Oh my GOD! NO! Shut up!"

"FINE! GIVE ME HER NUMBER! I'LL DO THE HOT VOICE!"

"NO! That's even worse!"

'The human hung up. They decided to go up ahead without Alphys. The human started noticing cobwebs and small spiders around. As they continued farther and farther, more and more webs appeared.'

"Ahuhuhuhu~ Did you hear what they just said?"

'The human started walking through a massive web.'

"They said a human wearing a striped shirt will come through~."

'The human's movements got slower and slower.'

"I heard that they hate spiders."

'The human got caught in the web. The voice echoed around them.'

"I heard that they love to stomp on them. I heard that they like to tear their legs off. I heard..."

'The owner of the voice revealed herself. It was Muffet, owner of the Spider Bakery.'

"...that they're awfully stingy with their money. Ahuhuhuhuhu~! What's wrong, dearie? You look a little tied up! Ahuhuhuhuhu~"

'Just then, the human spotted a yellow flower behind Muffet.'

"You think your taste is too refined for our pastries, dear? Ahuhuhu...I disagree with that notion. I think your taste...is exactly what this next batch needs!"

[Flowey]

"Howdy! You didn't forget about your best friend, didja? Well, I certainly didn't forget about you! And lucky for you, I brought along some new friends! As you can probably tell, they're all SPIDERS! Hee hee hee! Have at it, girls! It's dinner time! Hee hee hee!