Undertale The Musical

DatingTrousle

'The human followed Sans through Snowdin Town, all the way down to Grillby's.'

[Sans]

"yeah, i have a guard post here too. and over in waterfall, and in hotland. what? ain't ya heard of a guy with more than one job before? fortunately, 3 jobs means 3 times as many legally-required breaks. i guess i could pry myself away from work and have some grillby's. wanna come?"

'The human followed Sans inside the bar. There were many monsters there, including the dogs who had tried to capture them. Everyone turned to Sans.'

"hey, everyone"

"Hey Sans!"

"Hi Sans!"

"Greetings Sans!"

'Everyone knew who Sans was. He must be popular here at Grillby's.'

"Hey, Sans, weren't you in here for breakfast a few minutes ago?"

"nah, i haven't had breakfast in at least half an hour. you must be thinking about brunch."

'Everyone laughed at his joke.'

"here, get comfy."

'Sans sat up on a seat at the bar. The human sat next to him, but they accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion. The fart noise echoed throughout the whole bar.'

"whoops, watch where ya sit down. sometimes, weirdos put whoopee cushions on the seats. anyway, let's eat. grillby, we'll have the double order of the burg."

'The flame monster behind the bar, who's name was apparently Grillby, left without a word back to the kitchen. Sans combed his skull.'

"so, my brother's cool, right? of course he's cool. you'd be cool too if you wore that outfit everyday. he'd only take that thing off if he absolutely had to. oh well, at least he washes it. and by that, i mean he wears in the shower."

'Grillby came back to the bar and handed Sans and the human 2 plates of Grillburgers. He then continued to clean his glass.'

"here comes the grub. bone appetite."

'Sans handed the human a bottle of ketchup. The human looked at it cautiously before deciding to pour the condiment on their food. The cap fell off, covering the human's food in ketchup. The punny skeleton laughed at his immature prank.'

"whoops. eh, forgeddaboudit. you can have mine. i'm not hungry anyway. anyway, cool or not, you have to agree papyrus tries real hard. like how he keeps trying to be a part of the royal guard. one day, he went to the house of the head of the royal guard and begged her to let him be in it. of course, she shut the door on him because it was midnight, but the next day, she woke up, and saw him still waiting there. seeing his dedication, she decided to give him warrior training. it's, uh, still a work in progress. oh, yeah, i wanted to ask you something."

'The lights suddenly went out.'

"have you ever heard of a talking flower? you know, the echo flower. they're all over the marsh. say something, and they'll repeat it, over and over. what about it? well, papyrus told me something interesting the other day. sometimes, when no one else is around, a flower appears and whispers things to him. flattery, advice, encouragement...predictions. weird, huh? someone must be using an echo flower to play a trick on him."

'The lights slowly came back on.'

"keep an eye out, ok? thanks. yeah, i'm right there with ya kid."

'Sans and the human left Grillby's, the skeleton saying that it would go on his tab. they began to walk through a fog.'

"that was a long break. i can't believe you pulled me away from work so long. just watch out, papyrus is lookin' for you."