Undertale The Musical

Metal CORE

[Alphys]

"Mettaton! No!"

[Mettaton]

"Mettaton! Yes!

So welcome back to this metal attack

With a human losing their soul tonight, that's a fact!

They cannot scream, they cannot hope or dream

Tonight's proceedings do not work like that!

I'm so sorry!

Good doctor, do not be!

It's a chance of a lifetime, you get to see me!

Now, sit down, little one, this is going to be fun!

You will be a star and you'll burn like one!

Now let's see my name in lights, my dear

You'll wish you'd be up there with me!

Hope you put up a good fight, my dear

No one's stopped this celebrity!

Please keep calm, there's no cause for alarm

He's a really sweet guy, though he means you harm

I've got style, I've got grace, now get out of my face!

That it won't be long until you buy the farm!

Don't even try, 'I am such a swell guy'!

I just don't think it's right to make a little kid cry

No one asked you, Alphys, we're rolling, quiet please!

It's the roll of a lifetime, tonight they die!

Now please, don't be afraid, my dear

You're swell, you're fab, and I'm beauty

They'll throw me a huge parade, my dear

Once machinery kicks your booty!

"Okay, just...just calm down! I made Mettaton, I know how to work around him! All you have to do is-"

"Ah ah ah, doctor! No cheating!"

No no no, dear doctor, it's my show

And we can't have you interfere!

Stick around, come and watch tonight's show!

Same time, same channel, I'll be here!

"Come call me when you want actual dramatic tension! Have a nice pilot! Goodbye!"

'The robot, Mettaton, went back through the hole in the wall where he came from.'

[Alphys]

"Well, that was certainly something...So, um...Do you like anime? Uh, well...I do. Sometimes, when I watch anime, and I feel like I need to do something with my hands, I doodle pictures of Undyne in my notes and...I mean, uh. I can program! Yeah, uh, I got a look at your phone, and it's super ancient. It doesn't have texting! Here, give me a second..."

'Alphys started fixing the human's phone. She soon gave it back to them.'

"Here we go! This phone's got everything! Texting, a cool keychain, access to the Underground's coolest social media network. Now we're officially friends! Ehehehehehe...he...I, um, if there's a glitch, it's because I might have renamed a program variable or two after Und- I mean! Uh, you wanna see my fanfiction? It stars in a nice, domestic life with Und-....Uh, I'm...I'm going to the bathroom!"