Flesh Wounds

Chapter Twenty "British intentions"

Nick Pov

*Bwah! Bwah! Bwah!*

Fucking shut up! I slam my fist on what's making that noise.

*Click*

I open my eyes, or well I try to. An alarm clock, who the hell put that in here? 

Wait a minute. I look at the alarm clock, did I sleep through a whole day!?

24 Days left

I lift myself up with some effort and look in the mirror. 

My grey-ish hair is everywhere so I pat it down. For some reason this hair hates being normal. It is a grey with freaking, black, stripes in it. I hate it so much! It grows in this way too.. doesn't help.

Anyways I'm already in fatigues, so I won't really need to get new stuff on.  Well, not entirely.

"Oy!" I try out in the mirror.

"Oy." I can hear a muffled response.

"Huh?" I open my door and peek my head out in the hall, 34 standing there, smirking. Probably because he was the one to reply.

"Oy!" He repeats in, a British sounding way.

I think for a second, "This is gunna be a thing today isn't it?"

"Oohh yeah," He replies slyly.

"Oy!" He yells still Britishly, "Everyone uP!" 

"Shut up!" 5000 yells.

"I said uP!" 34 argues back.

"Fuck you it's  a weekend!" 5000 yells not sounding any closer to the door.

"What, is all this yelling about?." Yang asks coming out her door leaning on the door frame like normal.

"Is friken sevon! Oy!" 34 yells like a mad British.

"Oh no..." Yang sighs and then rolls her eyes.

"Oy tell em Nick!" 34 yells loudly and obnoxiously to me.

"Is. Friken sovon!" I yell letting my British come in.

"Yoi! It is is!" 34 yells.

*Wap!* 

34 steps back.

Yang is smirking because, she just slapped him across the face.

I can't help myself but to laugh, which, still sounded British-ish.

34 glares at me then back at her, but then he smirks.

"Don't you ev-"

"WHA WAS DAT FOR?!" He screams out still keeping the trend in place.

This time I actually feel really humored from all this.

"Because of that!" She yells back even more annoyed.

"Well it seems that we've all reached a stalemate. But still all of us are in a bind," I say a bit more calmly but, still has to be British.

"What, are you James Bond now?" Yang asks so confused and annoyed.

"Maybe," I quickly reply to her.

She sighs, "Why did they put me on this team?."

"Ah!" 34 puts his hand over his heart, over exaggerating, "My heart. It's broken.." He does his normal sarcastic drama act.

"Good," Yang plays along.

Immediately 34 changes subject, "Sowannaplayvideogames?" He asks so fast it was like a second.

I think to myself "I guess the British act is over."

"Alright sure. Why not?" I say back to 'normal'.

...

??????? Pov

"Mom! Are we gunna be there soon??" Michael asked maybe the, forth time.

"We will be there in a bit. Why are you always so squirmy in the car?"

"I just hate being stuck in cars. I don't like cars.." Michael continues while looking out of the window.

A huge city can be seen in any direction. The city of '111 Taurus'.

'It's where I was born, and where I still live! But. I've never been to Earth.. hmm.. I wonder what's like to live on a planet that has those plants.'

Michael finally turns to him, "So what was Earth like?"

34 Pov

"Mmmm.." I look around. I'm on the floor. I can feel something in my han- Beer bottle. I got drunk. Again. But, hey it's been a while.

"Fwuck.." I mutter on the floor as I try to get up.

I look around. It's probably sometime late because I see no one out in the main room.

I manage to stand by leaning on the wall. As I shake my head I hear a quick and faint yell. "GM!"

GM.. that sounds. Fam-

Oh fuck..
Passed out again.
Fuck me.

??????? Pov

I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE, IT.

24 Days left

This will all make sense one day.

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