Rant 7: Not So Rant About Black Panther

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So, I went to see Black Panther on Saturday and y'all...

I. Am. SLAYED.

It is so good, I'd see it everyday if I could, I love things tied in from Civil War, and now I'm super excited for Infinity War.

But y'all, lemme just say.

Michael. B. Fucking. Jordan.

I. CAN'T!

YOOOOOOO, I've never been too attracted to him before the movie, always thought he was cute, but I was never "turned on" by him.

However.

Zaddy slayed me in the movie, lookin' like a whole snack with underlying anger and depression issues. Like, lemme heal you Zaddy, I can make it better, I promise, just let me try.

Gooooooot-DAAAAAMMN, the smile, them legs, the height,I didn't know he was SO TALL and I looooves me a tall man. I...idk what to do about any of these fine ass men 😍😍

Then there's Danai and Lupita's queenly asses. Like...I'm...I just...I still can't formulate proper words to accurately describe how I feel about this movie and all the Kings and Queens in it.

How many of y'all have seen it? What did you think? Are you already Marvel fans or did you just come out for Black Panther?

I'm about to go rant about those bitches that were assuming people weren't already Marvel fans before Black Panther.

Here I go...

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