Rant 13: Roman-FUCKING-Reigns

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Leati Joseph Anoa'i.

A.k.a

Roman Reigns.

Roman. Mother. FUCKING. Reigns.

I. MOTHER. FUCKING. CAN'T!!!!!

This man and his overall disrespectfulness, walking around here like the Samoan GAWD he may or may not know he is.

Dripping with sexy.

Goddamn.

I just wanna show him my appreciation all day everyday whenever I get the chance, give him a reason to be tired, just exhaust him AND my body.

He's out here being my literal dream man, but done found himself faithful committed and happy to someone else, like 8/9 years was too long to wait to find your soulmate.

Like, WHYYYYYYYYY??!?!?!

Like, WHYYYYYYYYY??!?!?!

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I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

😭😭😭

Y'all...he causes me literal physical pain every time I see him.

His hair.
His face.
His smile.
His laugh.
His voice.
His arms.
His legs.
His chest.
His stomach.
His hands.
His fingers.
His eyes.
His nose.

...

His everything.

...

He's perfect.

...

I hate him.

In the most loving way possible.

Hell, I'll take just being his friend...

...

As long as I get to marry Amara La Negra, in that case.

❤️😍😍😍❤️

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