Makenzi-
"Ummm dont mean to be a party pooper or anything but uhh.. what do we do now since we obviously cant get back in there?" I asked awkwardly while Meretha took a seat on the steps putting her head in her hands obviously frustrated. Thats the thing about Meretha once she plans things they have to go exactly how she planned and if they end up getting fucked up she beats herself up for it.
"My question is... HOW IN THE HELL DID MERETHA OUT OF ALL OF US MAKE THAT PLAN UP IN A MATTER OF SECONDS?" Jaynise out of nowhere freaked out reminding us all. Actually I'm quite shocked myself. Who knew Meretha could do something so bad especially running away from security.
"Enough with that! Guys we got kicked out of the fucking concert! I told you guys that it wasn't a good idea and you guys didn't listen you guys never listen to me because I'm the youngest!" I started laughing. "Makenzi what are you laughing about now."
"It actually is quite funny I mean think about it... We arrived to a concert late so we snuck into the back where the tour buses are where not only 5sos tour bus is but one directions where they get ready which by the way where probably still on that bus when we went back there, you knock Luke Hemmings sister down to the ground almost giving her a "concussion", ran across the stage right before the boys where about to perform, got picked up by security, and you my friend just dropped the F bomb." All the girls started to laugh even Meretha had a smile starting to form on her lips. "And come one Meretha you came up with the decision to run away from security." she laughed.
"I guess your right tonight was actually pretty fun." she laughed along with us. "One question now... am I a bad girl now?" Her smile dropped and her faced turned into a confused face which was absolutly adorable because it reminded me of a puppy face.
"Will you get drunk with us tonight then?" Her face automatically scrunched up.
"Dude! No!"
"Then no." Her face dropped again.
"Dammit." i let out a soft laugh.
"Alright now dont be sad." i pulled Meretha off the stairs and we started walking back to my car.
"Now who is ready for a slumber partyyyy!!!" i screamed.
"WE AREE!!!"
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"So guys I have a serious question to ask you." Meretha said her words slurring.
"yes Meretha." we all said in unison.
"Is Ronald Mcdonald a real person and is there actually a burger king? Not burger king like the fast food restaurant but you know a burger king like king and queen of England."
The girls and I let out a little chuckle. Yes, we are guilty of giving Meretha alcohol but she doesnt know it because i was the one who made her drink and it actually tasted like a strawberry milkshake so after about 2 cups Meretha got drunk. It's actually pretty entertaining.
"No Meretha Ronald Mcdonald is just a fake clown and I'm pretty sure there isn't a burger king." Meretha's face fell and she stuck her bottom lip out in a pout.
"Guys..." i said all of a sudden a flash of sadness hitting me.
"Yeah?"
"We are never going to meet 5sos or date them are we?"
"I don't think so.." Rose said in a quiet voice looking down at the ground.
"That's what I thought. We should do Truth or dare!"
"YASSS GIRL YASS!" Meretha screamed making all the girls chuckle. I dont know why we are laughing so much but it probably has to do with the alcohol in our system.
"alright truth or dare Meretha?"
"Dare Bishes"
"I dare you to tweet Luke Hemmings of you dressed up in my moms worst clothes with her ugly lime green sun hat and makeup all over your face singing a song by the boys that you like and since we have came to the conclusion that we are never ever going to end up dating or meeting 5sos you also have to write everyhting that you love about him and write him a big long goodbye to him and then after that unfollow him and all the boys and after that we all are going to unfollow all the boys."
"Alright go get me the clothes and Serena and Cerys do my makeup."
All the girls cheered actually because we are shocked Meretha is going to follow through with this dare.
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Meretha already finished the video and it turned out more hilarious than i had planned it to be. She actually started to dance along when she was swinging and at some point she got on top of the coffee table and started to twerk but fell off and hit her head on Cait. Right now Meretha just finished her message to luke so the girls and I are now reading it after she sent it.
Dear Lukey,
Well now that the stupid reality has hit me I now know I'll never ever ,ever ,ever, ever, ever, ever (lol I sound like Taylor Swift) going to meet you or date you or bang you ever sadly. You don't know how much I love you! I thought you where the one for me and that we would end up together living with two kids in Antartica cuddling up with the penguins. But you haven't noticed me and I'm mad at you. Why did you get a tattoo Lukey do you know those things are permenant!? Oh gosh do you know what else RONALD MCDONALD ISN'T A REAL PERSON who keeps a fake person on a bench?! and there also ISN'T A BURGER KING!! What is this madness all my food days have been filled with lies Lucas you don't undestannddd. I love food as much asss I loveeee youuuuuu. I wanntedd to Marry youuuu Lukkeee. Why cant you see me I know you love me I know you love me with all your heart I just don't understand. You need to know that your the fart from my ass Luke you blow me and other people away. I LOVE YOUUU LUKEE! but since you can't see me or talk to me I have to say goodbye so this is goodbye ok? ok. goodbye......
The girls and I started laughing so hard oh my god all of Meretha's followers are going to see this to because she couldn't DM him because he isn't following Meretha back so she was forced to write it on her wall and just tag him in it. Oh gosh it is defiantly time we put her to sleep because I don't think with her major hangover and the outcome of this that she isn't going to be very happy especially the part where she says " you need to know that your the fart from my ass Luke you blow me and other people away" how embarrassing.
"Alright Meretha i think you had enough for one night." I said laughing grabbing her drink and setting on the table picking her up and bringing her to my room.
"But I don't want to go to sleep." she pouted.
"Trust me you will want to."
I laid her down on my bed and walked out of the room and let out a long sigh.
Im such a good friend.
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Fanfiction"he wont see the tweet I mean he has thousands of girls asking for him to follow him. Your right he wont see it at all... I hope I mean it was a drunken mistake and its just one tweet.. what could go wrong?"
