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Chapter 12- Raffle Winner is Revealed

Hera has updated her status- With Owl Face out of the way, Poseidon will be mine! <3

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Zeus: Poseidon!!!!!
Poseidon: I did nothing!
Athena: I think I've found the answer.
Zeus: What is it?
Athena: It's the blacksmiths son. He won the Raffle of Eros. He shot Hera and myself.
Eros: Raffle of Eros. I like that.
Hera: How dare you question Poseidon and I's relationship?!
Poseidon: There is no relationship!!!!!!
Zeus: Athena, how did you figure this out? We must be sure this is completely true.
Athena: Once I asked Annabeth to change my love for Poseidon, it was done straight away. It must be someone close to Annabeth. It wouldn't be Poseidon's son because he wouldn't shoot me with an arrow. He wanted me to bless his relationship. That would be unwise and the boy isn't that thick headed. Jason Grace, too honorable. Piper McLean, fair choice, daughter of the love goddess. Still, she's smart enough that she wouldn't do that to her best friend's mother. That leaves the last member that entered the contest of the seven. Leo Valdez.
Hephaestus: My son?
Athena: Yes your son. No god would dare to do it, would they?
Zeus: Are you saying that that mortal is better than us? Braver?!
Athena: Not at all father. He is more idiotic than us. Doesn't think this through like the wise would.
Hera: This is nonsense! I love Poseidon!! Not because of some silly arrow!
Eros: I gave my word not to say anything.
Athena: The fool Leo also asked if he could tell his friends about his win. On Facebook!! He pretty much have himself away!!!
Zeus: Athena, that was amazing. Great job. Now how will we punish this mortal?!
Hephaestus: Tell me you wouldn't do the same thing.
Zeus: Excuse me?
Hephaestus: If you had won the raffle, wouldn't you have wanted to create some mischief, have some fun?
Zeus: You dare question me? I would never!!
Hephaestus: Then why would you enter your name in the raffle!
Eros: The Raffle of Eros
Zeus: Stay out of this!!!!
Hephaestus: Answer the question.
Zeus: I'm the king of Olympus. You dare to question me?!?!?
Hephaestus: Trying to pull your weight as king huh dad.
Zeus: This is dismissed! I have business to attend too.
Hephaestus: Wow.
Zeus: I said DISMISSED!!

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Leo Valdez has updated his status- I'm scared.

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Annabeth Chase: This might not be a good time to say this but, I told you so!!!
Leo Valdez: Thanks...
Connor Stoll: ^
Leo Valdez: I'm going to die and you're making jokes about '...'?!?! I hate you.
Lily Stewart: Connor, be a little more sympathetic.
Connor Stoll: So now you're choosing him over me?!
Lily Stewart: That's not what I meant! I mean sometimes you're so self absorbed and you always try to joke, you don't think about others!!!!
Connor Stoll: Well now I know how you feel...
Lily Stewart: Stop joking you idiot!!!!
Connor Stoll: I'm not!!!!!!!!!
Lily Stewart: It's just hard to tell with you anymore!!!!!!!
Connor Stoll: Well if you can't handle it anymore, maybe we should break up!
Lily Stewart: Fine!!!
Connor Stoll: Fine!!!!
Lily Stewart: Fine!!!!!
Percy Jackson: Dude, you saved the world. Not to mention Olympus too. Just hang in there Leo. It'll be cool. And really Annabeth? I told you so? Nice...
Lily Stewart: What, no comment?!
Travis Stoll: Connor isn't talking to you. Leave a message at the *beep*
Lily Stewart: Coward...
Connor Stoll: Ha!!! You did it!!!!!!
Travis Stoll: Connor!! You said you weren't talking to her!!!!!!!
Connor Stoll: Whatever.
Jason Grace: Don't worry Leo. We are here with you.
Piper McLean: Ya. We won't let the gods destroy you.
Annabeth Chase: I was joking. Of course I don't want you to die.
Leo Valdez: Thanks guys. You really mean a lot to me.
Hazel Levesque: You'll probably get punished. Zeus is mad because it was his wife. We'll help you though!
Frank Zhang: Ya. Even I'll stand up for you Valdez.
Leo Valdez: I feel so loved.
Leo Valdez: Guys?
Leo Valdez: Where did the love go?
Leo Valdez: Ohhhhh, see you at dinner!!!!! Which I'm late for...

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Hahaha!! Poor Leo. Athena is going to kill him.

Not really!

Maybe...

You'll see!!

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