Very subtle spoilers, but spoilers never the less. Don't read unless you've finished the Blood of Olympus, by Rick Riordan.
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Leo Valdez has updated his status- You know, sometimes I wonder what deep questions everyone has.
Comments:
Piper McLean: Really? I would expect this from Annabeth, but not Leo.
Leo Valdez: I'm an onion. I've got layers.
Piper McLean: You stole that from somewhere.
Leo Valdez: Who, me?
Annabeth Chase: We already know most of the questions that mortals have. I mean, we know that there are gods. We know what happens after we die. I do have a deep question: Do I really want to the monsters to be on our side? We would have an endless army, but there wouldn't be any need for demigods. No purpose. Would we be worthless? Mortal? That is my deep question.
Percy Jackson: My deep question: Why does everything go by so fast? Why can't life slow down and let us enjoy a moment? Why?
Annabeth Chase: Percy, wow! I didn't realize... I mean...
Percy Jackson: I'm not offended
Jason Grace: What is infinity? Where does the universe end? Where do thoughts come from?
Leo Valdez: Man, didn't realize there are so much deep comments, ya know? :]
Drew Tanka: What about love?
Piper McLean: What about it?
Drew Tanka: What about our promises?!
Piper McLean: I didn't promise you anything...
Drew Tanka: What about love, LOVE?!
Austin Mahone: You take it all and leave me nothing. What about love?
Drew Tanka: OMG IT'S AUSTIN FREAKING MAHONE
Austin Mahone: ;)
Piper McLean: Uh, who are you?
Austin Mahone: I'm Austin, Austin Mahone. The singer.
Piper McLean: Uh, I don't know you.
Austin Mahone: Are you that daughter of Tristan McLean?
Piper McLean: Ya, what's it to you?
Austin Mahone: He's a cool dude, u kno?
Drew Tanka: Aussssstttinnnnn! Don't talk to Dumpster Girl. Talk to me!! I love you!! <3
Austin Mahone: Piper, r u 18 yet?
Piper McLean: No, I'm 17
Austin Mahone: Awesome ;)
Jason Grace: And she has a boyfriend.
Drew Tanka: I DON'T
Austin Mahone: I'm not surprised...
Leo Valdez: Oooh burn
Drew Tanka: Austin?! I thought you loved your fans...
Austin Mahone: You seem, I don't know, annoying. Though, you are gorgeous.
Drew Tanka: AUSTIN MAHONE CALLED ME GORGEOUS!!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!! I SO AM!!!!
Piper McLean: And not at all egotistical...
Drew Tanka: What does that mean?
Annabeth Chase: excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; self-centered
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Facebook - Percy Jackson
FanfictionPercy Jackson meets Facebook. Shenanigans ensue. Edit: Extremely outdated humor and who even uses Facebook. Probably includes typos and really cringe/embarrassing plot lines and jokes. At least I tried? Thanks for reading. :)