^Dedicated to pancakes19 for being a great friend. Even though she deleted this chapter and I had to write it all over again!!!^
Ever Mertle has updated her status- New daughter of Dionysus here!
Comments:
Percy Jackson: Cool...
Ever Mertle: I know... No one likes my dad...
Dionysus: Take that back!! Everyone loves me, right Pablo!
Percy Jackson: How can you get my name wrong!? It's right in front of you!!
Annabeth Chase: He's right Mr. D. Maybe the campers would respect you more if you give us more respect and call us by our real names!
Dionysus: Don't use that tone with me Arabelle! I'm very well respect, aren't I Papi?
Percy Jackson: Really? Now you're just mocking me...
Jason Green: Mr. D, sir, Marybe if you'd just try to be a little more empathetic to us, we would be to you.
Dionysus: I'm very empathetic. More empathetic than anyone ever could be! Right Primrose?
Percy Jackson: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!?
Ever Mertle: Good one dad!
Dionysus: Thank you Eliza.
Ever Mertle: You're my DAD!! The least you could do is call me by my right name!
Dionysus: I must treat every camper the same way. I train them all, and I treat them all the same. It should be no different for you Elsa.
Ever Mertle: Fine...
Dionysus: Don't fine me young lady!!
Ever Mertle: Yes father...
Dionysus: Now get off the computer and go work!! Train like I taught you to!!
Ever Mertle: But I'm new I don't have any training...
Dionysus: No talk back!! Go!! Or you will FEEL MY WRATH!!
Ever Mertle: Haha!! Good one dad!
Dionysus: It wasn't a joke...
(N/A- Yes, I know this is short, but it was supposed to be in the other chapter. I'm working on the next chapter and it should be up before the end of this week. Thanks for your continued support!)
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