Get it? 13 and Unlucky? Ya? Ok...
That was stupid, but it just fit with the chapter.
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Athena has updated her status- All Gods and Goddesses. Lord Zeus has ordered us to the Throne Room.
Comments:
Apollo: I'm coming, but why do you get to announce it?
Athena: I'm wiser.
Apollo: I'm brighter!
Athena: I'm father's favorite child.
Apollo: That hurt. Really.
Apollo: Right in the heart
Athena: Good
Artemis: I'm all for hurting Apollo, but why are we having this meeting?
Athena: Lord Zeus will announce it when we get there.
Apollo: He only likes you because you call him Lord Zeus
Athena: I must show him respect.
Zeus: My daughter is correct.
Hermes: Hold up. I'm the messenger God. I should be sending this message. Not Athena!
Zeus: Be more on task next time.
Hermes: Are you kidding me?! I'm sending your mail!! I never tell Hera about what you send.
Hera: I don't care about Zeus!! I only care about Poseidon!!!
Zeus: Fire user! Change my wife back! Now!
Leo Valdez: Yes sir, Lord Zeus.
Apollo: Haha! Lord!
Zeus: Stop mocking me!!! I can put an end to it very easily...
Zeus: Don't even think about it Stoll.
Connor Stoll: (He's good)
Zeus: I know!
Apollo: (Someone's conceited!)
Athena: And you wonder why you're not his favorite child.
Poseidon: We're all here except for Apollo
Apollo: Oops. So busy Facebooking, forgot to flash in.
Zeus: Alright. Everyone stop Facebooking. Time for the meeting.
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Apollo has updated his status- Meeting is boring...
Comments:
Zeus: Apollo!!!!
Apollo: Sorry...
Leo Valdez: Are you talking about me?
Demeter: What do you think, scrawny one?
Zeus: Demeter!!!!
Leo Valdez: Thanks for that Demeter.
Hades: Why do I even have to be here?
Zeus: You're the one who wanted a throne anyway!!!
Zeus: And pay attention to the meeting!!
Poseidon: Blah, blah, blah. And you should be talking. You've posted more during the meeting than anyone else.
Hades: Haha, we got him.
Athena: Pay attention.
Poseidon: :-P
Hades: :-A
Athena: What is that?
Hades: It's my face for you. No smile talks enough or is bossy enough for you so I put a 'A' for Athena.
Athena: Watch your back
Hades: Physically impossible
Percy Jackson: That's what Rick the Tick said!
Annabeth Chase: I thought we were done talking about him.
Percy Jackson: Oh ya, sorry.
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Athena has updated her status- Leo Valdez you will be flashed to the Throne Room immediately.
Comments:
Apollo: DANG IT!!
Athena: :-P Wiseness always prevails.
Hades: *:-A
Athena: Don't correct me.
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Leo's POV
I looked around. About half of the gods were staring at me, the other half were looking down on their phones. Or tablets. I was surprised when Athena didn't look up and said, "So, Leo Valdez. Why do you think you're here?"
Is that a trick question? I wanted to ask, but instead I said, "I, um, disrespected the Gods?" My voice got high at the end so I cleared my throat. "I disrespected the Gods." I said more clearly.
"Yes you did." Boomed Zeus. "And you turned my wife against me. You tried to overthrow me."
"What?!" I yelled, but he ignored me.
"Do you know how humiliating it is? To have your wife prefer your brother? Your brother! Poseidon has tried to overthrow me before, and I say enough." Zeus glared at me. "So I'm going to kill you."
"I changed Hera back!" I told him desperately. "She's fine now!!"
"I know." Zeus told me. "She's right there." He pointed up to Hera who was siting in her throne. I expected her to glare at me, but instead I saw a thoughtful expression on her face. "I will strike you down with my Master Bolt half-blood. Be ready for pain you've never experienced before.
All of the things I hadn't accomplished flashed through my eyes. The spheres, I haven't finished recreating them. Festus, I haven't finish building him. Lastly, Calypso. I'd never see her. She was immortal. I'd never get to see her or rescue her from her cursed island.
I looked up and saw the Master Bolt flash in Zeus' hands. I couldn't move, my mind had one though.
I'm going to die.
Just as Zeus was about to strike me down, I heard a voice cry out. "Stop!"
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I had to end it there!! Sorry guys!!!
This is a little different from the story I planned before for this story. The other one was stupid and I like this one better. More drama. ;-)
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