SADLY, I DO NOT OWN FACEBOOK, PERCY JACKSON SERIES, OR THE HEROES OF OLYMPUS.
ALL THOSE RIGHTS BELONG TO RICK RIORDAN AND MARK ZUCKERBURG
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Annabeth Chase has updated her status- WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!!
Comments:
Piper McLean: Leo, what did you do?
Leo Valdez: RING DING DING DING
Annabeth Chase: LOL :-))
Piper McLean: Annabeth! What The Fox Say sucks.
Jason Grace: Have you even seen it Pipes? I mean, I liked it before...
Piper McLean: Um yes?
Jason Grace: Pipes? Really?
Piper McLean: I DID SPARKY!!
Piper McLean: The "Um yes?" was sarcastic!
Jason Grace: Okay okay chill
Leo Valdez: Leo hacked my account!! So I hacked his. -Annabeth
Annabeth Chase: No he didn't!
Annabeth Chase: He's too amazingly nice to do such a thing.
Percy Jackson: It's Leo
Annabeth Chase: Nooooo. I've been discovered!!!!!!!
Leo Valdez: Shut up and get out of my account. -Annabeth
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Jason Grace has updated his status- Why does everyone call me sparky
Comments:
Piper McLean: Come on Sparky, you know I love you!
Percy Jackson: Sparky, you know you like it!
Jupiter: Jason, can I call you Sparky too?
Jason Grace: NO jeez dad
Percy Jackson: Wait, the gods are on Facebook too?
Jupiter: You don't think that we would let the demigods have all the fun. Gods roll call!
Diana: Here father!
Apollo: Father, you interrupted 1D!! My son Harry was on a roll.
Annabeth Chase: You're Harry's father?
Piper McLean: YOU'RE HARRY'S DAD!!!
Piper McLean: I mean can I have his autograph? Or meet him? Or both?!
Piper McLean: Oh dang, how do you delete comments? Jason is gonna kill me!
Jason Grace: Piper! You like Harry Styles???
Minerva: Oh FINALLY, my Roman side is great now that Annabeth found Athena Parthenos!
Jason Grace: Piper?
Juventas (N/A- Hebe's Roman form): Father? Ohh, you mean major gods sorry! (NOT SORRY!!! :-P)
Vulcan: Where's Venus father?
Mars: She's with me, 'cause she likes me more
Venus: Here! And don't fight over me!!
Vulcan: Why do you always hang out with Mars?
Hera: Zeus!! Why do you have so many kids!!
Juno: Oh shoot, wrong aspect. Jupiter!! WHY do you have SOO many kids?
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Facebook - Percy Jackson
FanficPercy Jackson meets Facebook. Shenanigans ensue. Edit: Extremely outdated humor and who even uses Facebook. Probably includes typos and really cringe/embarrassing plot lines and jokes. At least I tried? Thanks for reading. :)