Family

Baby names

Ali's pov

"Atticus" Emily shouts, waking me up at 3am

"No Emily. He's a baby, not one hundred" I laugh

"But you love To Kill A Mockingbird. Oh I know, fuck" She pauses, busting into hysterical laughter "never mind then"

"What are you even talking about?" I groan; still half asleep

"I was going to say we could name him after our book, but Charles Dickens writes it and we are definitely not calling him Charles"

"I've got the perfect name that fifteenth year old you would love"

"What?"

"Mr. Pumblechook"

"Shut up Em" I laugh, still laying down with my back to Emily

"Emily Catherine Fields-DiLaurentis, Alison Lauren DiLaurentis-Fields, Grace Jessica DiLaurentis-Fields, Lily Pam DiLaurentis-Fields and Mr. Pumblechook DiLaurentis-Fields. The perfect family" she giggles, leaning over my body to kiss me on the cheek

"Wait, so his name would be Mr?" I ask as I roll around to face her

"Exactly how cute is that"

"Not at all. It's honestly not cute"

"Well what name do you like?"

"I don't know but I know that I definitely do not like the name Mr"

"But we can move to Paris and then call him Monsieur"

"Emily" I moan with laughter

"What?" 

"We are not moving to Paris and we are definitely not calling our son Mister"

"We aren't moving to Paris?"

"No we aren't because despite my love for the city our lives are here"

"Well me, the girls and Mr. Pumblechook will move to Paris and you can stay here"

"Stay here alone?" I ask whilst yawning

"You don't need to be alone you could always move in with one of our friends. What about Mona? You two have always had a thing. You and Mona could raise baby Hanna together and I'll raise our son and daughters in Paris"

"You wouldn't leave me. You love me too much" I flirtatiously blink

"I'll just have to find a gorgeous French girl. I'm sure that won't be difficult, especially with all the cute bras over there"

"Shut up" I laugh, pushing Emily's face into her pillow

"We are not calling our son Mr. Pumblechook and you are not kidnapping our baby girls and running off to Paris. I know that I'm punching above my weight and that you might want to find a younger and prettier girl but I will never let you go. You are mine forever and always"

"Aww you are so cheesy" Emily laughs, pinching my cheeks

"I was trying to be romantic. Well done you ruined the mood Emily, and to think I was going to kiss you" I laugh

"I'm trying to create a vibe here and it's definitely not sweet" Emily quotes herself

"Shut the fuck up. You are so annoying" I breathily chuckle