Strange Stories (MultiFandom Oneshots)

Terrible Pickup Lines

Fandom: Voltron Legendary Defender

  Ship: Klance

KEITH'S POINT OF VIEW

  'Are you a Wiccan? Because your summoning skills sure worked on me~.'

  'What's a Wiccan?'

  Lance was flirting with Allura again.  I couldn't really help but scoffed softly while I watched him. Lance seemed to have noticed as he looked towards me and started walking in my direction.

  'What's this? You jealous of my skills to make ladies fall for me~?'

  'Skills? With those pickup lines, I would have never thought any skill existed in that little brain of yours.' I walked away from him quickly and started walking down the hall to the training room.

  'What did you just say?!' I heard his footsteps quickly walk up behind me.

   'I said you don't have any skill. Do I need to repeat myself again?' I waved my left hand up in a dismissal calm level like manner in an attempt to look a bit cooler as I walk.

  'Oh yeah?! I bet you don't even know how to do pickup lines at all!'

  'You want to bet?' I paused in my steps, standing in front of Lance as he pauses too.

  'Yes I want to bet! Whoever loses... has to do what the other says for three days!'

  'Is that all you can think of?'

  'Do you want to bet or not?!'

  'Hah, sure, let's see how this goes.' I continued walking forward to the training room, and as hoped, Lance followed. Now or never, let's hope I don't mess this up.

  I fell backwards and Lance caught me, great, onto step 2.

  'Oh? Sorry, it seems I have fallen for you again. And by the looks of it, you're here to steal my heart.'

  I felt him let go and fell to the ground. I looked up and saw Lance running. sigh, I laid down on the floor and saw Shiro just passing by.

  'Space dad friend? I can you give me moral support? I think I've been rejected.'

  He gave me a look of suprisement but also disappointment and we went to get ice cream from the fridge.

((I thought of this randomly in the shower Idk how- but yee there something- I tried this pickup line and it didn't really work with my girlfriend- but hey she didn't drop me.))

((Also sorry this sucks I still don't have enough of a grasp on observation I take a few more days possibly to see if I can get a good grasp on how to get them to act around each other in my stories so here.))

((there was no draft, so this is randomly so sorry for any poor grammar mistakes or anything I could have improved on if I originally wrote this as a draft.))