Strange Stories (MultiFandom Oneshots)

Are you a liar?

  'C'mon man! What makes you think I'm lying!' 

  'Because everyone lies, it's as simple as that. I'm not an oblivious little doll.'

  I pout and think. An idea pops in my head and I smile, 'So you're a liar too? Do you lie alot?'

  "Where'd you get those questions out of your a$$?'

  'You want to know what I recently learned? Do you? Do you?'

  'I don't give me much of a choice buddy.' 

  'Huff- Well, Mr. Grumpy and EdgY, I learned, That those who call everyone a cheater have cheated, and those who call everyone a liar are liars. It's a psychological aspect.' 

  'A psychological aspect huh? Well do you know that you brain is more likely to have their opinion shattered more by someone they look up to the most than those they don't?'

 'You want to play that game huh?'

  'Sure'

  'Those who own more pillows are more likely to be lonely and or depressed.'

  'You can dominate your opponent in an argument if you keep a calm and quiet voice.'

  'They say if you announce you goal to others out loud you are more likely to lose motivation.'

  'The more often a person tried to keep everyone they love together and happy the more likely how depressed they are.'

 'The way you dressed can easily depend your mood!'

  'If you're irritated by basically everything then you're most likely missing someone that day.'

  'The music you listen to effects your mood!'

  'Sometimes silence of someone means their too tired to try and explain to someone they think doesn't care.'

  'Intelligent people tend to forget things more easily!'

  "Ok! Ok you two brain nerds!" We became interrupted as the dad of our friend group strolls on over to us to seperate us.

  'Haha! I said the last fact I win!' I celebrate and jump up and down as I hear a sigh.

  'Yeah whatever. You got lucky he interrupted us when you were on your turn. I could have easily talked facts until you were left dry.' I snicker at that.

  'In your dreams ya' sh!t.'

  "Profanity," Dad intervenes, I quickly say a "sorry" as we look at for what Mr. dad wants, 'I've came to get you guys, the gang is heading out for Bobba and wondering if any of you want to join us.

  Instantly I hear an 'I'm out' as Dad nods.

  'Oh come on you big emo! Join us for once you lonely lonestar! You need to bond more with the gang!'

  'I think we have a good enough bond. And I'm cool with being a "lonely lonestar"' Quotation marks were make in the air to emphasised the name I called out on the edgy lad.

  I simply pouted and talked like a stubborn child, 'Fine you doofus, it'll be better without you anyways.' Dad smacks me on the back of my head, 'Ow! What was that for!'

  'Thanks for informing me. See ya.' I watch as Lord Edgy walks away

  'After this gathering I'm going to make you apologize.'

  'But Dad!' He gave me a stern glare.

  Next thing I know I'm dropped off at the loners house. I don't remember much of in between, but I do remember that it felt quite bland, and rather I was irritated, maybe because I have to apologize for no reason.