Strange Stories (MultiFandom Oneshots)

You're Just My Favorite Subject

  Snap the camera went off for a shot of a girl in purple.

  'This early in the morning and you already are taking photos?' The subject interjects as she sat under a tree, the photographer up on a branch over her.

  'It's never too early to take photos min kjaerlighet!'

  'To you yeah, but you never get tired.'

  'I don't get tired because I don't sleep, if I slept, all that'll do is make me all groggy, bleh.' the photographer chuckles as they jump down onto the ground gracefully, the subject standing up with a small smile.

  'I swear you're a demon or something, how have you not begun hallucinating? Besides your eye bags you look like any other normal human being,' she laughs a second before continuing, 'at least on the outside you do.'

  'I'm hurt,' they camera shooter placed a hand on their chest lightly in false offense.

  'Come on, let's get to school now that you're here.' She walks away down the hill they met as the photographer gathered their things up on the tree, running up to be at ground with the brunette.

  'Why does the public school system exist? And why do these beings with the label of a parent make us go?' The one in black clothing groans, 'I can tell you so many more options that actually can set you up better for success. The public school system sets you up for nothing but lowly jobs.'

  'You complain everyday about this Golden,' the one presumed as Golden rolls their eyes, 'Just let the years go past, and when were old enough to leave the school and graduate, we can have a drink and go to some better education on our own, and laugh at the systems face like everyone else.'

  'Stupid school..' The lad groans again as they walk up to the schools gates, going through the door onto the main area available on school days. The quad.

  'Complain all you want art geek, we still have to suffer through prison.'

  'I suppose.' The lad finally ended the daily complaining about school, looking around for any identical figures of the ones they called friends.

  Soon spotting the small group, walked up to them with a hello, getting some sort of form of hello back.

  'Ash oh my gosh look, these stickers just got out and are being sold but they're limited edition and I must have it.' A friend by the name of Izzie calls out, dragging the lads attention to her.

  'Oh triangles, nice.' And the two dragged off into the girl ranting or talking a storm to the poor photographer.

  'Fem you need to get on Transformice they have this cool skin and-' There goes the other of the pair being dragged into conversation by a talkative Frisk, Blu joining that conversation as well.

  The group was filled with weird but funny conversation, a normal for everyone to have before the prison of school starts, with the sign of a bell loudly screaming through the ears of students who have arrived, the response being for the group to go their separate ways.

  'Hey Crescent Star,' The second shortest lad of the two walks up to the nicknamed symbol.

  'Hey Goldie.' A response as they walk to their first class together silently while the 'taller' lad enjoys the presence of the girl before them.

  They walked into their classes at the day goes by fast. Of course not without a few photographs of course.

   'Amber,' you can see as the lad externally cringe at being called, 'What have I told you about not taking photographs in my class? This is my second warning, otherwise I'm confiscating your device.'

  'But Miss! I'm aloud to take photographs you even said so as long as I don't distract or disturb the students. You can't take away my project maker!' Although not one to argue, when it goes to work on the ground no way will they be silly and lose it without a voice. You can see as they reach into their pocket, not many knowing It's a voice recorder being set.

   'That is nonsense, don't be such a fool. Now if you don't mind, I'm confiscating this.' The DSLR was grabbed out of the soft grasp of the photographer, 'You can see this either in the trash or in the office after school.'

  'Hey that's not fair! You just took my camera away without a sufficient reason!'

  'I don't need that, I'm an adult and you don't seem to understand the situation here.'

  'Understand the situation? Ma'am not to be rude, but I do, I in fact know more about this situation than you seem to. In a few seconds after I finished talking the principle will walk in to ask if you are in need of anything and to check on the class, there I have an advantage and I can get my camera back.'

  'Well that's just-'

  The door open followed my silence as we all look at the principle, some in shock, and some not surprised.

  'Do you need anything Miss?'

  The lad who argued for their work raised their hand, 'I do Ma'am!'

'Oh? And what do you need?'

  'Let's say a teacher walked up to you as you were taking a photo during class, you did all your work, aren't disturbing or distracting anyone, yet they say to stop taking photographs when it was allowed and not against any of the things said to not have wanted. You try to reason, but they just confiscate your work all together, threatening to either throw it away or making you have to get it after school. What would you say?'

  The principle thought for a second as the teacher glared down at the student, 'Well if there was no good reason, then there should be no reason to confiscate the device no matter how much the reason the teacher tries to do.'

  The small lad looks up triumphantly at the teacher as they grudgingly gave them their camera back, the principle not being able to connect two and two together.

  'So, anyone else need anything?'

  The principle then proceeded on their regular schedule as the teacher said no and grumply went back to their work, the small student sitting satisfied at their desk while they check the camera for any damage done by the adult, mainly fingerprints, you'll never know when you have a perfect opportunity to frame someone.

  'Gold I swear how have you not gotten suspended yet?' The high schooler in a purple jacket and symbolizing necklace sat next to the shutterbug.

  Snap, a photo was taken again of the girl, followed by the voice of the other, 'When you have been through the multiverse, you tend to have your ways in persuasion, humans are just easy. But snobbish adults are so stupid I swear how have they lived so long?'

  'I don't know. Let's just hope they die before we do.' They both had a laugh or chuckle at that, hearing the bell ring and they packed up to continue their schooling, meeting up with everyone and leaving for after school.

  'Gather up the courage to get a new poser besides Fem yet?' Frisk questions, having Ash scoff in response before a sentence was formed.

  'In all of your dreams, I will never get a new subject. Crescent Star shall  be my main subject and mine only.'

  'Ugh just kiss already.'

  'What in the crumbling pyramids? Why? No! Frisk no way!' A giggle was all the response the two sided child could get before the other in the conversation ran off, and Ash was in no mood to use their human body for useless needs of exercise.

  'Gold why do you only take photos of Fem as a subject? You don't even use them in the yearbooks or anything.' Blue interjects.

  'You can say,' The lad looks around knowing the others already left, but paranoia and hallucinations gives them a sense of eyes , 'She's just me favorite subject~.' 

  The shorter of the two was then shoved lightly, the taller speaking with a knowing laugh, 'YOu love her dumb dumb.'

  'Fine, maybe, but I swear on my non-existing time portal if you ever tell anyone I will end you.' The lad walked up as the other laughed at it like a joke.

((eh I'm done with this))