**EXPLANATION** OKAY LMAO! bianca and i always make up aus with eachother and its really fun okay ?? we have so many that i could make a billion different fics jejsjd. SO this one! imagine bts going to a christian private school— actually you dont even have to think! it's right here! but in a texting fic. eek.
also please dont get offended! i was 'raised' catholic so like PLEASE! also i haven't gone to church in forever so like uh nothing is accurate :)
JIMIN / he's like that one crazy christian. he freaks out on everything and like OOF annoying boy. im sorry i love jimin but w h y.
YOONGI / openly gay (to the boys) and nobody really cares. smokes weed every once in a while. hangs out with seokjin a lot.
NAMJOON / atheist in the making LMAO
SEOKJIN / REBEL BOY!1!!1!2 smokes cigarettes in the showers, will NEVER cross that line though.
TAEHYUNG / he's in foster care but in this his foster parents are some nice old white people. the dad is super punny and cheesy and just a DAD. the mom is like a white grandma. stereotypical one, yeah. theres also this other kid in the house, name is jared, and according to bianca,
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HOSEOK / most boring one tbh. nothing special. gets good grades. staff dont hate him but the dont love him.
JUNGKOOK / a mini asian draco malfoy. threatens to sue anyone who slightly offends him.
LETS BEGIN!
[ my headache! ] – hoseok – yoongi – namjoon – jungkookington the fourth – seokjin – taehtynsg – jiminzzz
taehtynsg: what the fuck is up sirs
jiminzzz: please dont swear
jungkookington the fourth: or what?
jiminzzz: hell
yoongi: LMAOOSIKSI
jiminzzz: especially you, yoongi
yoongi: I HAVENT EVEN DONE ANYTHING
jiminzzz: i dont believe you
hoseok: this crazy christian jimin thing has gotten out of hand
jiminzzz: IM NOT CRAZY
taehtynsg: you bought a JESUS CANDLE YESTERDAY
jiminzzz: THEY WERE CHEAP AND YOU CAN MAKE NEW CANDLES OUT OF THEM!!!
hoseok: sorry i said anything jesus christ
yoongi: mm hmm
namjoon: bonjour
taehtynsg: au revoir
namjoon: ):
namjoon: who wants homework answers
yoongi: FUCK DUDE ME
jungkookington the fourth: okay
yoongi: whoa i did not give you permission for you stick your dick ANYWHERE near me
jiminzzz: jungkook you too ??? )::
yoongi: sorry jimin im irresistible
jiminzzz: ):<
taehtynsg: jared ate my cnady im upset
hoseok: MY CANDY BOYY
jungkookington the fourth: MY BABY
hoseok: MY CANDY LOVE MY BABY
hoseok: thats alli know sorry lad
taehtynsg: you guys are so mean MY CANDY IS GONE
hoseok: the kids fourteen what do you expect
taehtynsg: TO NOT STEAL MY CANDY ???
seokjin: start calling it 'sweets' he'll stop eventually
taehtynsg: that doesn't change the fact that he ate my sweets
namjoon: bonbon
seokjin: do you know any french besides simple words i swear to god
namjoon: quoi de neuf?
taehtynsg: sweets are GONE
namjoon: SHUT UP
taehtynsg: SSSS
jungkookington the fourth: i cant find my right cleet
jungkookington the fourth: HELP
hoseok: you threw it at yoongi like on monday and never picked it up again
yoongi: it hurt.
jungkookington the fourth: i need new cleets anyways, who's got money
